I'll give y'all an Alex Anecdote.
Long time, few years ago, back when I was a wee lad, I was at the districts middle school (my momma worked there at the time), and they had bats in their gym. I mean like 4 families, like 25 bats. They had aleady caught like 7 of them. Well they were swoopin' around, bein' bats, and one dove at me. I'm talkin' like that dive that Petrie did to pop that bubble Cera was in. It hit me in my chest, and kept trying to fly forward. End of story, I was caressed by a bat for about 3 seconds. Was kinda cool.