"I'll call Delta leader," said the second guard, taking out his radio.
"What, you aren't smart enough to figure it out yourself?" retorted Shelton. "They obviously don't set the bar very high for getting into security corps."
The guard put the radio down. "You know what, that's the second time you've shown lip to me! I've had it!"
"Woah, let's calm down!" exclaimed the first guard. "I know how to fix--"
"Yeah, listen to your pal, John McClane," interrupted Shelton, "Cause I'd kick your ass if you entered this cell."
The second guard angrily unlocked the cell door, flung it open, and stomped in.
In a split second, Shelton realized the first guard was slightly smarter and wasn't going to follow. Oh well.
"Now! Heave!" he yelled, swinging his side of the mattress with all his might.
(OOC: Kerzach can grab the knocked out guard's weapon and kill/hold hostage the remaining guard.)