I'll just make one little comment then I won't touch this topic again.
I did read a bit of it and while I am not really a fan of fanfictions like this, yet I am one of those people that loves and hates LBT. For different reasons. Some people just take things literally and seriously all through and through. I remember being SO much like that. Due to certain things though, I changed from being that way.
I probably will not read your fanfiction, but I just want to say I was one of the few that wasn't offended by it. I just chuckled and went on with my life. To me, this fanfiction was a love/hate fanfiction. That's how I saw it anyway.