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The Mysterious (yet Groovy) Vending Machine

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You get an evil little girl who decides to play computer games instead of kill people :lol:

I put in a real mouse and a computer mouse


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You get a pet mouse with a glowing red belly and a 6 ft long tail :rolleyes:

I put in a roller coaster, Buzz Lightyear, and some jet fuel



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You get a park ride that travels at the speed of light :o

I put in a possessed clown, a spoon, and an evil castle.


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You get Bozzo, the Psychokinetic Lord of Circusland, who lives in a funhouse.

I put in 3 lions, a threehorn, and a Stephen Speilberg movie.


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You get a LBT movie about 3 lions coming into the Great Valley.

I put in a flashlight, Sora, and a bowl of Cheerios :lol:


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You get a bright keymaster with a healthy heart :lol

I put in 10 landwalking swimmers, one Threehorn, and 10 picture frames.


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You get Cera wanderin around a gallery of evolution :lol:

I put in a crappy video game, Petrie, and a bowl of treestars.


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You get Petrie sitting on a couch, wondering why he's playing this dumb game.  Especially with his mouth full.  Sheesh! :lol

I put in 2 bowling balls, all of ducky's siblings, and Spike.


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You get a big brother, who takes his little sisters out bowling.

I put in Cera, old paint, a weapon shop, and $250 :lol


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You get Cera wearing war paint and wielding a killer Battle axe.  I still have to wonder how she's carrying it...maybe you should have thrown some duct tape in there too.  Unless weapons shops sell Duct tape :lol

I put in 20 foam balls and all the children in the Great Valley.


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You get a dino daycare center :P:

I put in Mr. Threehorn, some human organs, and a bowl of yogurt


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You get the results of early time travel :lol

I put in a guitar, a big white van, and a baseball bat


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(Haha, that was nice! :D)

You get a song about baseballs flying through car windows :lol:

I put in Littlefoot, a box of tootsi rolls, and the dentist :P:


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You get a Really nervous dentist trying to convince someone else to examine Littlefoot :lol

I throw in asphault, cement, crazy glue, and Ducky


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You get a sculpture of a dinosaur made by glueing rocks together.

I put in a grinning statue, deep moans, and the gang.


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You get an exhausted bunch of dinosaurs trying to shove a statue across a field. The statue can't help but laugh at their efforts :lol

I put in a cruise ship, a swimming pool, and Littlefoot


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You get a young little dinosaur who finally got everything he ever wanted :D

I put in a metal spear, a sharptooth, and Ducky


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You get Duckah Crusher, the most feared swimmer ever to walk the land! :blink:

I put in a stopwatch, a referee, 10 dinosaurs, 1 soccer ball, and 1 bowling ball (I want to see a sport like that :P: )


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You get a prank soccer game in which evil dinosaurs have replaced the soccer balls with bowling balls! :o

I put in a striped dinosaur, a zebra, and a museaum


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you get a confused dinosaur and a confused zebra wandering around aimlessly :lol

I put in a forest, Cera, and 3 bullies.