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The Mysterious (yet Groovy) Vending Machine

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You get Sora involved into more magical affairs, getting him more tired.

I put in Koda (Brother Bear) and Prince Tricky (Star Fox Adventures).


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You get a bear cub packin' heat!!! :lol:



I put in Bigwig (Watership Down), General Woundwort (also from Watership Down), and Cera.


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You get a really, really evil crazy threehorn! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

I put in a milk bottle, a tree and a telephone.


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You get a tree full of milk that you can talk into.

I insert thousands of Velociraptors.


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you get a raptor army that takes over the world.

I insert  one million pies.


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You get a really big pie store.

I put in m&m's, treestars and Mario.


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You get a(n) (insert color of M&M) Mario with Two Ms on his cap, and a leaf growing outta his nose.



I put in Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes), Dennis The Menace, and Mo.


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You get the weirdest comic crossover in history.

I put in a bottle of germ-x, an iguanodon, Jack Sparrow's hat, and the Titanic.  Don't ask how I fit the Titanic into the coin slot. :blink:


Lain_EX

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You get an infected dinosaur pirate on board of a sunken luxury liner.

I put in peanut butter, a Pikachu, and my Disneyland cap.


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You get a peanuchu wearing a disneyland cap.

I put in my violin and a Wii remote.


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You get an virtual violin that you play using the Wii Remote but sliding it back and forth over your arm (music comes from the speaker on the remote :D)

I put in Stitch, a cat and a pack of bubblegum (random I know  :p )


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you get something so cute and sweet your head actually explodes?

I put in 5 6-sided dice, a roulette wheel, a slot machine, 3 10 sided dice, one of each other size die i happen to have, and all my math notes on odds and probability


Lain_EX

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You get bullies coming back from a casino pwning you 'cause you put in nerdy things! :wow

I put in a black marker, toilet paper, a computer mouse and a pair of shades B).


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you get defaced sunglasses with toilet paper stuck in the frames?

I put in several crayons and a diamond (shiny, not geometric)


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You get the most valuable piece of wax to ever exist


I put in fog, a swimmming sharptooth, & a lake


Lain_EX

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You get a scary-looking lake with something dangerous inside.

I put in a honeydew-scented candle, Captain Jack Sparrow's compass and 100 dollars.


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you acquire a fairly expensive candle that always points its flame in the direction of some key... (spoiler?)

-puts in a lot of gems, and a tophat-


Lain_EX

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You get a filthy rich gentleman.

I put in some bubbles, an orange and water.


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you get bubbly orange juice, but no cup, sorry....

puts this entire forum in there, a dictionary, thesaurus, calculator, three pennies, a pair of glasses, 2 stereos and a half (bisected symmetrically) a guitar


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You get a very cool nerd. XD



I put in a Playstation 3, a bicycle, and Ducky