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The Mysterious (yet Groovy) Vending Machine

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You get Ducky playing a PS3 while she's riding a bike.

I put in strawberry ice-cream, an apple pie, a blueberry muffin and chocolate pudding.


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you get a diabetic coma

I put in an NES, SNES, Wii, Gamecube, N64, and a DS


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You get just parts of every console.

I put in a Lapras (a Water & Ice-type PKMN), a pencil and a PokÈmon egg.


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You get a frozen baby pokemon holding a pencil.


I put in a mouse, a mushroom, and a sword.


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You get Matthias from Redwall book and TV – series eating mushrooms

I put in Petrie, George W. Bush, the complete series of Pokemon on DVD, some cheese and Harry Potter's magic wand.


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you get a really cheesy magical dude who can't speak properly.... oh and he was a president...

I put in a remote, some Rice Crispies, a bowl, and milk


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You get a TV for breakfast.

I put in a pan, a milkshake (any flavor), a 1998 Ford Expedition and the Sun.


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you get a melted mixture... or even a plasma one...

I put in all 3 Paper Mario games, and a Wii-Mote


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You get a fancy remote with paper people inside it



I put in Dragon Tales, sugar, candies, a My Little Pony, and some Care Bears


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you get something so sugary and sweet, it's banned in 56 (yes 56...wait what?) states

I put in a mysterious vending machine, and all the objects needed for a paradox, oh and 3 sheep


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You get a wooly Mystery Gift (from PokÈmon).

I put in nachos, salsa and beans.


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You get a year on the loo!


I put in Franklin the Turtle, Little Bear, and all of Farthing Wood





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you get your childhood back... temporarily...

I put in my hopes and dreams, some hammers, nails and a repair-a-dream kit


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You get a builder job.

I put in plain m&m's, a Dragonite, and the sea (just a bucketful).


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you get dragonite drowning in a sea of m&ms

I put in a Redeemer (UT 2K4), Ducky, and my DS


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You get a dino with an awesome weapon playing the DS



I put in Arthur (the PBS show), Dora The Explorer, and a random guy named Bob


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A new episode of Celebrity Fight Night on MTV with Bob as the referee...Dora wins

I put in a drum kit, a large pillow and Zach Braff (from Scrubs)


Lain_EX

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You get Zach (no clue who is him) sleeping while playing a drum.

I put in a DS lite, a chocolate (any brand will do) and Petrie.


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You get Petrie playing Cooking Mama on the DS Lite.

I put in a Go-Kart, a sword, and a flower


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you get a go cart paint over with flowers and a sword.

I put in pancakes,bacon chef Ramsey, R  Lee Ermy, and Darth vader.