The Mysterious (yet Groovy) Vending Machine

Flathead770 · **Reply #300 on:** June 12, 2007, 11:52:10 PM

You get a slaughter at a pancake breakfast.

I put in a ninja, Robin Hood, and some quarters

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #301 on:** April 24, 2008, 08:17:47 PM

You get some corpses and some shuriken.

I put in a dead topic, myself, and a Mac with internet.

General Grievous · **Reply #302 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:54:29 AM

You get a dead topic that gets brought back to life for a little longer. How touching.

I put in Chuck Norris and a Teletubbie.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #303 on:** April 25, 2008, 12:10:57 PM

You get nothing but a roundhouse kick in the face. NOBODY stuffs Chuck Norris into a tiny coin slot on a vending machine. NOBODY!

I put in a Big Daddy from Bioshock (seen here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ariaanime/111...in/photostream/ )
a waffel, and a deck of Pokemon cards.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #304 on:** April 28, 2008, 05:22:48 PM

You get a copy of BioShock, a waffle-maker, and some real PokÈmon.

I put in an unconscious Chuck Norris and a Teletubbie.

General Grievous · **Reply #305 on:** April 28, 2008, 05:47:52 PM

You get a conscious Chuck Norris, a dead Teletubbie, and a roundhouse kick for stuffing Chuck Norris into a coin slot.
I put in Rosie O'Donnell (don't ask how that fat butt fits in the coin slot), the Cloverfield monster, Bill Clinton, a bottle of Coca Cola, a polar bear, Clint Eastwood, a 44 Magnum, Jimmy Carter, and Harrison Ford. Make sure you keep up with all those.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #306 on:** April 28, 2008, 06:01:35 PM

You get a fedora, a pissed off Donald Trump, a destroyed NYC, a sex scandal involving President Bush, a polar bear, a bottle of Coca Cola, a movie about the Battle of Iwo Jima, some rounds for a .44 Magnum, and a submarine.

(Note: the Coca Cola was for the polar bear, and the polar bear was for the bottle.)

I put in a pentagon, my left hand, a blue pen, an equilateral triangle, and a circle.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #307 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:43:12 PM

You get a left handed person taking a Geometry test.

I put in Jackie Chan, an apple tree, the Death Star, and a cow.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #308 on:** April 29, 2008, 03:09:14 PM

You get an axe, some Storm Troopers getting their butt's kicked, and a destroyed planet.

I put in pokeplayer984.

Lain_EX · **Reply #309 on:** April 30, 2008, 10:03:49 PM

You get a Cera obsessed geek. (no offense there, pokeplayer984)

I put in PokÈmon and LBT.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #310 on:** May 03, 2008, 09:47:36 AM

You get Cera-chu, Little-chu, Petrie-chu, Ducky-chu, and Spike-chu.

I put in myself.

ingster · **Reply #311 on:** May 20, 2008, 11:56:17 PM

out comes someone else

i put in a buttle of liquid nitrogen

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #312 on:** May 21, 2008, 12:02:21 AM

you get an explosion

I put in a F-22 a F/A-18 and a F-14D

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #313 on:** May 21, 2008, 06:33:10 PM

You get jet fuel and some air weaponry

I put in Facebook and GoF.

Raptor · **Reply #314 on:** January 15, 2009, 04:22:32 PM

You get the "Gang of Facebook", a gang of dinosaurs that roves through facebook, vandalising accounts.

I put in a mouse, a sword, and an exploding building.

Explorer · **Reply #315 on:** January 15, 2009, 04:31:10 PM

You get Desperaux with a secret agent suit jumping from a exploding building.
I insert a science fiction movie, a LbT movie and a white paper.

Raptor · **Reply #316 on:** January 15, 2009, 04:36:48 PM

You get a movie you really, really, really don't want to see made.

I put in chocolate milk, a turtle, a Cobra in a tuxedo, and a machine gun.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #317 on:** January 16, 2009, 02:05:41 PM

You get a super secret agent Cobra with a license to kill with a chocoholic turtle as a comical sidekick (sounds like Spielberg's next movie!

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I stick in a guitar, a paper clip and a Samurai Shogan warrior

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #318 on:** January 16, 2009, 10:51:42 PM

You get killer heavy metal. Japanese remix.

I put in Diet Pepsi and Mentos.

Raptor · **Reply #319 on:** January 16, 2009, 11:13:23 PM

The vending machine spews foam at your face.

I put in an AK-47, a baseball bat, a sasquatch, a Troodon, a crab, and another vending machine.