Horace and Jasper

Kit12 · **on:** May 26, 2009, 12:36:30 PM

Ok, have fun!

Nick22 · **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:37:15 PM

horace you have a piece of ceiling on your head...

Kit12 · **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:41:42 PM

*Horace doing a charades*

Horace: Right, what am I?

Jasper: An idiot...

Nick22 · **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:43:53 PM

You shouldn't have flipped her off Horace, she really slammed the door hard that time..

Lillefot · **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:10:19 PM

Horace: "Were did my glass of water go?"

Nick22 · **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:16:10 PM

H:So when do we start skinning these whelps.
J:After Deal or No Deal its a 10 million dollar special tonight

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:59:27 PM

Horace: "Wow, Jasper. That woman of yours really has a short fuse."

Jasper: "Well, Horace. If you had talked to my love any ruder, she would've aimed that twelve guage at your head, not the ceiling."

Kit12 · **Reply #7 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:42:31 PM

*The second the ceiling tile falls on Horace's head*

TV announcer: Is your house falling down around you?

Horace: Jasper...the TV people are psychic O-O

Nick22 · **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:43:51 PM

We really need to fix up this dump...

Kit12 · **Reply #9 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:48:21 PM

Quote from: Nick22,May 26 2009 on 02:43 PM

We really need to fix up this dump...

Hey as long as there's no holes the right size for 99 puppies and a cat to sneak through, I don't see the need to rush

Nick22 · **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:49:02 PM

and as long as we have teevee we're all set..

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2009, 01:00:40 PM

Horace: "Hey, where's my burger?"

Jasper: "You ate it, fatso, and your derriere is about bigger than this sofa!"

Horace: "Ohhh, I guess you want your spot back?"

Jasper: "Duh!"

Nick22 · **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2009, 01:15:06 PM

where the pizza? I told you to order it!

Amaranthine · **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:35:47 PM

Jasper: Horace...why do you have a piece of the ceiling on your head?

Horace: It's the newest style. It's all the rage Jasper. B)

Jasper:

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Nick22 · **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:42:13 PM

What are you looking at you numbskull?

Kit12 · **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:00:33 PM

Jasper: You know...it's been so long since we could afford food that that ceiling tile on your head is starting to resemble a steak

Serris · **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:02:38 PM

Horace: Jasper! I told you to fix the ceiling months ago!

Jasper: We didn't have cash then.

Horace: Well, next time, I hope the ceiling tile falls on you for being so cheap!

Kit12 · **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:08:31 PM

Jasper: The puppies did it, I swear I saw them jump right up there

Nick22 · **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2009, 01:16:50 PM

Better climb uop and put some bracing on the ceiling..

Noname · **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2009, 03:43:49 PM

Jasper: That's the last time I ever throw a puppy through the ceiling.