It's 7:05PM, and I'm doing my best to not laugh my tail off at some random stranger's mishap. The guy was racing to a nearby payphone, when he got smacked in the face by a low-hanging tree branch, just about fell on his backside, and sent twigs flying my way while dropping a few four and five-letter words

. Gotta love slapstick humor

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Edit: As soon as I posted, said guy got off the payphone, whipped around, and smacked into the tree branch again while yelling "Son of a *censored*, somebody gone poke der eye out!"

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