That I can surprisingly enough.
I can play descent and tenor recorder (one's bigger than the other but they fundamentally play the same) and I can play piano.
Can't sight-read music but I can read and decipher it (by which I mean write every note underneath; cheeky cheat I know

). My brother taught me to read tablature for guitar but whilst I can understand it, the only interaction I can reliably replicate is when the player goes ham-wild on stage and smashes the instrument into whatever happens to be closest.

. Suppose the greatest accomplishment I can say whilst playing guitar is that I know the opening to Enter Sandman by Metallica (thanks bro

) and the running thread of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes... which happens to be seven notes...
Hey, I never said I was any good at it.
