Alfred stumbled into the hotel and slapped down a handful of bills with considerable force. "A room, please!"
The stunned clerk accepted the cash and handed him the key. The intoxicated Bison took the change and went over to get something from the vending machine. When it refused to give him his change, he picked up the nearly five hundred pound machine and dropped it on the floor, cracking the tiles in the process.
"Al! Stop breaking the hotel!" Zachary shouted from the elevator alcove.
Alfred picked up his bag of chips and started munching on them as he went over to Zachary.
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Dr. Zanasiu slid into bed with Sharon. "You know, we really need to stop having our clothes destroyed."
Sharon smiled and nuzzled him. "With you, that's not a problem." She traced a claw over Dr. Zanasiu's stomach. Of course, owing to the fact that he didn't exercise much, his abs were very plain.
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The Mongoose Cobalt soldier was eating some shrimp fried rice from a local Chinese take out place.
Spc. Crota was eating some shrimp skewers. Of course, the fact that he was a Rattlesnake meant that the shrimp went down his throat whole. The shrimp was burnt and it tasted like it had been frozen too long. Not to mention the sauce was ridiculously salty. "You had to pick the nastiest diner, didn't you?"
"It was the only place open at like one in the morning!" the Mongoose Cobalt soldier replied.
Neville was eating his meal of vegetarian stirfry, which wasn't much tastier.
Sgt. Masters stirred. "Guys, I am only going to ask nicely one more time, SHUT UP!"