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Could it be worse than panty- worshipping mounds?' chie said as she sat down and began to row" Allows us to chat freely, without those mounds talking about how great Panty is" she said, as the boat passed an 'island' in the lake " how are you holding up?' She asked ' i'm glad to have someone who's, shall we say, normal, around, well, besides me,"
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No, just meats " arlene said. once you get your food, go visit with Scooby Dee over there.' She said ' Just give me as much as possible" garfield said with a smile.
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"My mom is such a good cook," Oliver grinned to Garfield.

"Indeed, she's made some of the best lasagna I've ever eaten," Garfield nodded. And he had eaten a TON of lasagna in his life.

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"Mostly well. I'm just planning to delay my body's turning into panther fat," Kitty said with a laugh. "I was already in a giant owl's stomach. Now a panther's. Maybe fate is trying to send me a message. Maybe I should expand my own belly. Guys like big girls, don't they?"


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it depends on the guy. Some like big girls, others like skinny girls. Most guys like pretty girls.' Chie said. " I think, personally, you look fine as is. You don't need to be super-big, you just need to be a size you feel comfortable with. I'm trying to keep up hope myself, and having someone else around to talk to helps."

 You haven't tried Palermo's Lasagna" Arlene said with a grin, as she brought forth a big tin, and a kids size tin for oliver. " enjoy boys " she said.
 Dixie and Mukua began munching on the large smores, which were topped with Chocolate. " oh, these are so good' Mukua said with her mouth full .. "all we're missing is a fire to toast them over..
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"Well, my guy Tiger's super big," Kitty said, pulling out her wallet. It had a picture of Tiger in it that she showed to Chie. "As you can see, he's got a big belly, and he's been huge like that for at least over a decade now. And I wouldn't have him any other way." She sighed in pleasure a bit. "In fact, skinniness is a turn off for me."

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"Thank you," Oliver nodded appreciatively, and began to eat.

Garfield dug into the tin he was given. This cat could be a real pig sometimes. "So good...." he moaned.


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So you don't like skinny folks?' Chie said , looking at the picture" oh.. He's cute, has a good face to him. You ca tell a lot about people by their faces, a big smile  tells you, he's probably a nice guy. So how did you guys meet.? Let me guess , snuck in your dressing room?" she giggled.
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"Close, he climbed on the stage after one of my songs was done. He had such a sweet face I couldn't simply shove him off," Kitty recalled fondly. "When I get back to him I'm making him his favorite lunch, or dinner, or breakfast. He's earned it." In response to Chie's question she said, "Eh, the best people in my life have all been big, and I've dealt with a lot of skinny jerks."


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why not all 3?'Chie smirked. " I wish I had someone like that, the whole meals in bed thing Haven't found that person yet.Its the personality of the person, not the size that matters.The guys, so far, haven't really shown much interest in me, not for a  lack of trying by me, I assure you."
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Mukua and Dixie enjoyed the smores,and Dixie set the plate aside.'any other magic you want me to perform?'she asked Mukua, who was wiping her face with a tissue.hmm,not that I can think of: mukua said "Is there anything else you want to do before dinner?" Dixie started to answer before a bell began ringing in the corner " girls! dinner time!' Misi called up.
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"I know, I guess it's just a coincidence that all the best guys I've known in life have been round in the frame," Kitty recalled. She blushed a bit as she remembered, "One of our favorite activities to do as a couple is to let him literal roll on top of me."


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Never had a guy do that to me. Whatever floats your boat, as they say" chie shrugged. "Given his size, I'm surprised You're not flat as a pancake. He looks to be like twice your size. But He's a lucky guy, to have a beautiful girl like you on his arm. I imagine you've had your share of suitors." chie figured.
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"Yup, a fair amount," Kitty admitted, "And, probably not to your surprise,  my favorites have all been the fat ones. Yes, I can be friends with any one of any size, but my heart can only hoped to be won by someone big and round."


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I'm not picky' chie said " i'm big for my species, about 30 pounds more than a normal cheetah. So, if you want to say i'm fat, i wont argue. But i would say I'm just curvy." Chie grinned.
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"Ooh," Kitty grinned, rather excitedly, "Even if you prefer curvy, don't view fat as an insult. I like fat......" Kitty smiled, playfully squeezing the side of Chie's stomach. There was a small layer of fat there, making for a squishing feeling. "I myself, well, you obviously can't call me skinny,"


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 Yeah You're big yourself" Chie said in reply, reaching out and touching Kitty's gut. " hmm.. squishy and soft. No wonder your Tiger likes to play with you. So what kind of music does he like? I like playing drums myself" chie said.

We'll be down in a couple minutes mom!' Mukua said " i'm just showing Dixie my trophies!' Alright, but don't talk too long The food will get Cold!" Misi called up. Understood ' mukua said, before turning to Dixie " well, better change back' She said." its really cool the you can do that stuff. Wish I had magic powers, then i could convince the prince to allow a girls basketball team. Currently, he laughs at the idea." dixie returned herself to normal, and the pair headed downstairs. a large male panther was sitting at the head of the table. this was Nacco, Mukuas father. 'Ah Mukua! You just missed your brothers! Ukin just called. Mason, Shula, Rasah and him, should get in around 1030 this evening, depending on whether their bus breaks down again, that bus of theirs is a piece of junk not worthy for scrap. The shops are making money this month. and i'm in the process of buying my 20th stall' Nacco smiled. ' thinking about selling banana splits in that one, its popular with the monkeys."
_ dad this is my new girlfriend Dixie' Mukua said "Dixie, this is Nacco, my dad. ' pleasure to meet you sir' dixie nodded at Nacco who had a wide, jovial face and brown eyes. 'Pleasure is all mine, its not often We get newcomers in town. Are you connected with the games, by any chance?" yes, actually, my mate is one of the team captains" dixie said as Miso brought in a huge tray of food, the wafting smell of food was very inviting.  ' good, good. i imagine Mukua has been taking your ear off about her dear Janus" Yes, i've talked with him, on the phone. he's a nice guy' Dixie said. WE're trying to get to the next village, so I can get a new uniform. mine.. er. was trashed recently.' She said, as Mukua  looked at her, and clasped claws with her. " Hmm. Zuko's should have what you need. its a bigger store than any of mine, and he's a nice panther.' Nacco said.
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"He likes drums too, of all things," Kitty noted, "Perhaps because he and drums share that roundness," she recounted with a laugh. She felt a little more of Chie's flab.

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"You did a great job," Oliver smiled as he ate the ravioli to Arlene, "This is very yummy." While the kitten did promise not to eat as much as Garfield could, he was beginning to show signs of the latter's fast pace eating talent.


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Drums are flat' Chie said " at least those I used. Good thing he likes drums.pity we don't have any drums or any musical stuff in here' She said , moving her paw up Kitty's gut, feeling kitty's flab. "What sort of food do you normally eat to get this figure?
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"Mouse burgers," Kitty explained to Chie, "They're a specialty back in my town. Such delicious, squirming mice, they're so tasty, and they can be high in calories too. Mice are naturally cat food, after all."


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Well, we don't have mice here, unfortunately. we have birds though, in huge numbers. They're tasty" Chie said continuing to rub Kittys gut as she talked, and she felt Kitty continuing to touch her.' you'll have to show me some of this emouseburgers of yours, and I'll show you some of the birdburgers I've made" chie said.
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"Please tell me they can be made in high calorie,"  Kitty grinned in pleasure, drooling at the idea of the burgers. "It looks like your behind is big and round too," she complimented.

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Back on the team's bus, as he ate the ravioli, Oliver felt Arlene put a paw around him and Garfield. He looked to see her smiling more happily then he had seen her before. "Something got you feeling good, mom?" he mewed.


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Yes, they are very filling, and high in calories ' chie Said smiling as She felt Kitty continue to caress her. The Boat had floated along in the pool towards a stretch of ' land' they was far away from where they had been staying " A few pies will have you busting out of your dress."
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Dixie and Mukua wolfed on the fried Chicken dumplings, which were extremely tasty, and had had their bones removed. ' dixie burped slightly as she pushed her plate in. ' Misi those are delicious! I must have your recipe! dixie smiled " Misi smiled " well, its always nice to get good feedback on my cooking! ' Sacco grinned " i didn't get this belly from sedentary lifestyles , my dear.' He said to Dixie ' but from her cooking. and my boys will be like their father in due time. But not my girl Mukua " sacco said " So , Dixie, if you don't mind me asking, how did you come to our little kingdom?" well, I'm part of the laffalympics, the traveling games competition that is currently in India My friend kitty and I were, for lack of a better word, taken prisoner by a huge owl, the duke of oils, who serves as security for the games. that lasted for several weeks until he was forced to free us" So stuck in an owl belly?' miss said " not the best place to be. could be worse, you could be inside a snake, or a tiger."  ' Well, ending up inside some creature was not how I wanted things to go." dixie said. the games pay very well, and missing events mean I don't make any money. i've lost a lot of money, probably millions, from being unable to compete." Millions?' Sacco said " Yes." Dixie nodded " she's loaded Dad. Took me on a shopping spree easier " Mukua said showing her pendants and jewelry' Spent 110, 423 dollars in all"  Both Nacco and Misi gaped at the amount spent, and the jewelry. ' Is there any chance that she'll be willing to help us with some home repairs?' Misi said, chuckling " I have been meaning to re-do the kitchen." mom! don't take advantage of Dixie like that!" mukua protested. ' honey, if she can afford to drop so much money on earrings and jewelry for you, then she can afford to spend money on more practical things."Mom1 She's not going to be here for very long! a couple days tops!" Those games of hers are coming here" Misi said " so she'll be here for a bit.' " well, i'll be glad to help you folks out. i mean mukuas been a great friend and has shown me and Kitty around, so its only fitting I help you out." Dixie said." anyway, to finish my story, the Duke left me and kitty in the jungle and we wandered around until we found the nearest town, which happened to be this one." So where is Kitty? Sacco said " Well, we haven't seen her since this morning. She went out to get some more food at breakfast and we haven't seen her since" Dixie said."The jungle is a dangerous place to be wandering about.' Nacho said firmly. " theres all sorts of predators around who would gladly lure in unsuspecting prey and eat them. i hope of course that your friend has not become victim to something like that." Well Dixie and I will be going out to find her once we finish eating." mukua said.'Hopefully we'll find her soon. We also have a spot reserved to meet the prince, which is currently.. um. 4300 spots away for me." usually dear you don't bother with those things " sacco said ' so why try this time? is Dixie here that special to you?' He said." Well, dad, i guess you could say that Funny how just a couple days can  change your life in terms of making friends" mukua said." " Thank you Mukua " dixie said patting Mukus head." Thank you for dinner Sacco and Misi>

' Won't you stay for dessert? Misi said ' Its peach cobbler.' Just.. set some aside for the three of us" dixie said. " very well ' Misi said . i'll put some slices aside>' she said Dixie got up slowly from her seat, and as she did, an image of Stripetail appeared " ah, boss> Glad you are checking in" dixie said " Hello Dixie> We are en route to your location. We should be there some time tomorrow, late, judging from the busses speed." Good, Good " dixie said. " I'm just having dinner with Mukua and her family. this is her father Sacco and her mom Misi. This is Lord stripe tail, he's a wizard" A wizard? Sacco said " pleasure to meet both of you" stripe tail said ' Anything you need dixie?' Well, Kitty's gone missing"Dixie said and Stripetail's face narrowed."  Dixie, for the love of the ancients! What am I going to do with you?" Stripetail said clearly displeased. "We need to find her. and um.. have some way to contact her, and be able to connect with her." dixie said. stripe tail ran his claw down his face, and gave Dixie a very cold look. 'you and I are going to have a VERY long talk once we get in. about responsibility and making sure you don't let your friends wander off. " He sighed then turned to Mukua" come forward' he motioned, then noticing the ring Mukua wore on her paw.

" that will work. Dixie press your ring to hers. " its not going to make me kiss her, is it?" dixie said. MUkua shot her a look then smirked.'a kiss wouldn't be the worst thing, mister Stripetail. tuning into a dancing monkey, or  a venomous snake  would be worse, far worse.' No it wont make you girls kiss' stripetail said" it will transfer magic into your ring Mukua, so that you can find Kitty, and protect you from trouble." we'll kiss later' Mukua said to Dixie.' but for now, magic me' She pressed the emerald against dixies ring ' traforus'  Stripetail commanded, and dixies ring, glowed a white light filled the emerald so that it was hard foe mukua to look at it. Dixie pulled her ring away and a blue light  floated from mukuas ring and hovered in the air. 'find Kitty" stripetail intoned, and the the orb began floating away and out of the door.  "Get going. you'd better find her before I get to Panthera Dixie' stripetail said " just add it to the list of things you'll yell at me for. its like 5 things right now Dixie said " Armor Up. and watch your tone Dixie Doo." dixies armor activated and MUkuas parents gaped. 'amazing Nacco said. "we'll be back soon dad" mukua said as she headed for the door."stay safe, you girls Misi said . Come on Mukua Dixie said and the pair ran out  of the door.  Stripetail looked sat Nacco and Misi " good evening to both of you" " wait, mister Stripetail, could you perhaps perform a bit of magic for us?" Misi said. Stripetail  noticed the large peace cobbler, and featured, the cobbler grew in size until it covered nearly the whole table. ' there you go" He said to the stunned panthers" Good evening" The image vanished.
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 Areene walked up and down the bus aisle passing out food " You know guys, my dream is to be a hostess. Live in a nice house. with a garden. A guy who comes home every evening and a nice place for my son to play. " Most girls want the same thing " winnie said " Hopefully once the games is over, and gabriuel is dealt with. woody and I can have a Woodpecker nest together.
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"I'd like to have a swing set and a slide," Oliver said, imagining what would be a fun place to play at a house. "They don't have to be big ones either. You're a good cook, mom."

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"And I dream of that day," Kitty chuckled in delight. She felt Chie's form more, especially around the stomach. "Having more of one's self to love really works," the singer lamented, "And it makes cuddling funner."