Will you be in trouble in Arlene finds out about how big Oliver is? Scooby said to Garfield as they headed into the other room. " I'm not married to her, so no' Garfield grinned. " Freedom guys. I Can do what I want, so long as its legal>" You've been with her for 20 years ' Scooby said " dont you think its time to get serious." I like things as they are Scooby. ' Garfield said."I care about Arlene Dont get me wrong, I Do care about her. But I don't see myself marrying her. Ever.." She could find someone else you know' Scooby said. "Dixies told me that she really likes to dance with you. " And i Did dance with her, a couple of places back. Course at the time she was bigger than me." dance with her more, once the girls find their way out of the jungle' Scooby said. IF you dont treat her right Garfield, she may decide shes had enough." Who's she going to date? nermal? Scooby growled at Him and Garfield backed away.
' hey Scooby look, I know you want me to treat her better and er.. go out with her more.. But I . cant afford it.. yeah on the mascot salary." Arlene can take you out then. Its the modern day- the girl does pick up the check you know' Scooby said." she has Dixie for her girl problems Scooby. Let Your girl deal with that mushy stuff. " whjat about Oliver " Scooby said gesturing." He needs a male figure in his life, and while hes a really nice kitten. I'm a dog. You have the opportunity here Garfield that Tiger and I dont have yet- to be a father. " I'm not dad material' Garfield said, Scooby growled loudly and his ring began to glow, Garfield's attitude was starting to really tick him off" knock out the selfish git attitude Garfield, or I'll have Stripetail throw you out of the games. Good luck getting your comic strip back with no money. Maybe the strip will be called " Arlene and Friends" and You'll show up, if you are lucky, in strip 97 being chased by the city pound' Scooby barked and Garfields face worked in fear, the magic from Scoobys ring reacting to the dog's anger. garfield began to sweat' Ok! Ok I'll take her out! Ok! he babbled. I like Oliver but well, the kids got too bubbly a personality.. I'm the more lazy type you Know Sometimes I just want to sleep in..' Garfiekd when you become a parent, it no longer up to you. when you get up, what shows you watch, all that becomes about the kid or kids. Olivers a sweet ki, and Dixie and I will help arlene in any way we can. We'll help you as well, If you let us..
First things first though, the kid needs to drop 500 pounds or Dixie will bend my ear about setting a bad eating example..