The Gang and Red Claw

pokeplayer984 · **on:** February 27, 2011, 10:51:14 PM

This just screamed "Caption me!".

Caption away!

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2011, 11:04:54 PM

Redclaw: "HEEEERRRREEE"S REDCLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The gang: "HOLY CRAP!!!!!"

Me when I saw this:

:!

tempestwheel · **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2011, 11:16:47 PM

Redclaw, upon realizing that now that the series is over, the Gang's "Immunity From Sharpteeth" contracts have expired.

Pangaea · **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:18:40 AM

While chasing the gang, Red Claw suddenly spots a bigger, more appetizing meal……the audience.

Pangaea · **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:45:56 AM

Red Claw: *stops and sees title* “What the heck is that?”

Caodao2 · **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:15:36 AM

Red Claw: Dang words are in my way! Happens every time!

vonboy · **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:53:25 PM

"Why do I even bother chasing these little kids all the time? I should go after something slower...and bigger."

tempestwheel · **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2011, 05:11:12 PM

Cera: RUN!!!

Petrie: Redclaw breaking fourth wall!

Strel · **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:55:39 PM

Alas, poor redclaw could never find anyone who would tell him if he had something in his teeth.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:47:30 AM

Redclaw: "Fee! Figh! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman...!"

Grosvenor: "Cut!"

Thud (off-screen): "Wrong story, stupid."

Reclaw:

Pangaea · **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2011, 01:46:00 AM

Red Claw: “Hey, why doesn’t the title have my name in it? ëEscape From The Mysterious Beyond’? That’s stupid! It should be ëEscape from Red Claw!’ I mean, they’re not trying to get away from the Mysterious Beyond; they’re trying to get away from me! Sure, maybe they’re trying to get out of the Mysterious Beyond; that could be considered escaping, too, I suppose… But I’m the more immediate threat! And thereforeó”

*turns and sees that the gang has escaped during his rant*

“Aw, $#*%!”

Pangaea · **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2011, 05:40:35 AM

Red Claw: *sees title* “Ooh! Floating alphabet soup!” *CHOMP!*

PanickyPetrie14 · **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2011, 06:04:25 AM

*title appears*

Director: Redclaw, smile!

Redclaw: *smiles*

Director: okay.... That's enough, now go after the gang...

Kor · **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2011, 10:30:14 AM

Redclaw (thinking): "Why does everyone run away when I show up? I just wanted to say hi to those kids and ask them for directions."

Pangaea · **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:49:33 PM

Red Claw: “Wha…?

ëMORF EPACSE
DNOYEB SUOIRETSYM EHT’?

What the heck does that mean?” :huh:

Pangaea · **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:53:20 PM

^ Just thought of something to add onto that last caption.

Cera: “Whoa! I don’t believe it!”

Ruby: “That there’s a weird giant sign floating in midair that we just ran under?”

Cera: “No, that Red Claw can read!”

Amaranthine · **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2011, 01:19:35 AM

RedClaw grins back at the audience: "Hehe, I love this job."

LBTFan13 · **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2011, 01:21:08 AM

Red Claw becomes the photo bomb in this picture.

theamazingthreehorngirl · **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:35:13 PM

redclaw just realised that he can never catch the kids and decides to go after the grown ups and the audience instead :mad

Petrie85 · **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:15:44 PM

Red Claw: I'm gonna get you kids if it's the last thing I do.