The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Serris · **Reply #1360 on:** May 08, 2012, 03:44:08 AM

Granted. You suffer from night terrors instead.

I wish I could compose music.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1361 on:** May 08, 2012, 11:13:36 AM

The Devil appears and offers to grant your wish, but after the Beethoven incident, he's fixed the hole in the contract allowing you to wriggle out of eternal damnation.

I wish this wish wasn't granted!

jansenov · **Reply #1362 on:** May 08, 2012, 01:40:40 PM

Granted. That wish is not granted.

I wish all.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1363 on:** May 08, 2012, 02:51:48 PM

Granted, but since you didn't specify what, I will assume you meant annoying things, so here you go!

*Insert screaming that happens while everything that is annoying attacks jansenov.*

I wish for a girlfriend.

jansenov · **Reply #1364 on:** May 08, 2012, 03:14:54 PM

Granted. Everything is great, until you start spending a lot of time together and you start to discover some habits of hers so annoying they somehow drill through your nerves and drive you mad.

I wish I wasn't crazy.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1365 on:** May 08, 2012, 05:30:14 PM

You become a mindless simpleton, a slave to routine. Wake up at nine, work in a cubicle until 5, eat a healthy diet-based dinner, watch some sports TV and go to bed at 8. Nobody would call you crazy, but are you even alive any more?

I wish someone would find the missing Shakespeare play Cardenio and release it to the world.

jansenov · **Reply #1366 on:** May 08, 2012, 07:07:00 PM

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You become a mindless simpleton, a slave to routine. Wake up at nine, work in a cubicle until 5, eat a healthy diet-based dinner, watch some sports TV and go to bed at 8. Nobody would call you crazy, but are you even alive any more?

I'm putting this in my signature.

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I wish someone would find the missing Shakespeare play Cardenio and release it to the world.

Granted. But it's an Armenian translation from the personal library of a New Julfa merchant.

I wish I had a sheep that produces milk like a cow.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #1367 on:** May 08, 2012, 09:42:30 PM

Granted but that sheep would kick your a** way before she would let you milk her.

I was the crusades never happened.

jansenov · **Reply #1368 on:** May 09, 2012, 05:50:02 AM

Granted. A major exchange of knowledge and products between Christian and Islamic civilisations is butterflied away, just decades before the Mongols brutally end the Islamic Golden Age. You have just prolonged the middle ages in Europe for a few more centuries.

I wish there are no cold winters in Europe.

Blais_13 · **Reply #1369 on:** May 09, 2012, 04:36:25 PM

Granted.Now that the weather is always warm,its perfect for the insect to overpopulate.Enjoy the sunny days while thousands of gnats are chasing you.

I wish I could learn everything I want in a second.

Serris · **Reply #1370 on:** May 09, 2012, 07:07:20 PM

You immediately suffer information overload and people hate you for being a know-it-all.

I wish I had the ability to fly AND be able to supercruise AND resist the effects of said supersonic flight.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1371 on:** May 09, 2012, 09:08:50 PM

You turn into an airplane! Not a sentient airplane, just a regular airplane.

I wish my ex-girlfriend recieved a million dollars.

vonboy · **Reply #1372 on:** May 09, 2012, 09:33:28 PM

Granted. Your ex uses that money to buy a hitman, who then kills you in the most gruesome way imaginable.

I wish I got that million bucks instead.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1373 on:** May 10, 2012, 05:19:11 PM

Granted, but the SWAT Team busts into your house and you then learn the hard way that you've been framed for stealing that money.

I wish I could play a guitar.

Serris · **Reply #1374 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:04:18 PM

Granted. You learn to play a Guitar Hero guitar.

I wish I could sell my fan fics for money.

vonboy · **Reply #1375 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:00:49 AM

Granted. For your amazing Twilight Valley fic, you get a whole hay penny!

I wish some Christians would bully you!

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1376 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:45:00 PM

Wow. Really? You're gonna throw down something that I find very offensive?

I wish I had a whole library to myself.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1377 on:** May 14, 2012, 12:46:06 AM

Granted, but your glasses break just as you find time to read all the books.

I wish My Little Pony was canceled FOREVER. (irl not really but I'm curious where somebody goes with this)

jansenov · **Reply #1378 on:** May 14, 2012, 05:13:09 AM

Granted. The government issues a state of emergency, where all available psychiatrists are mobilised to deal with the massive outbreak of depression among the male population. When the crisis is over, it was determined that a substantial number of video and toy stores, as well as houses were burnt to the ground, a number of bizzare accidents involving people jumping of bridges or climbing high-voltage pylons occured, a special military unit was tasked with guarding Hasbro Inc., and the economy plunged into recession.

I wish people wouldn't think I'm weird when eating a Palaeolithic diet. (I don't practice it really)

Blais_13 · **Reply #1379 on:** May 16, 2012, 01:44:46 PM

Granted.People thinks no more that you are weird while you are in Palaeolithic diet,but you don't know it,and you still think that people think you are weird.

I wish I could have a working jetpack.