Granted. Now, without sickness, the world's population will go up even more and soon, the earth will be unable to support all these people.
Granted, but while swinging it around, you accidentally cut off your own hand because it turns out to be real.
Awesome! Now I can claim it was a freak accidend and cash in on my health insurance. And then I can get a cool robotic arm.
I wish this month's issue of Mad Magazine had been funnier.