The Corrupt a Wish Game.

vonboy · **Reply #1480 on:** January 21, 2013, 12:59:58 PM

Wish granted. Everyone dies of blood loss due to bleeding out of their ears from 2000 Decibels of the best metal music they've ever heard in their lives! You also get sued by the world afterwords for even suggesting the idea, and invariably killing so many innocent people.

I wish a was a computer game programmer.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1481 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:01:40 PM

Granted, but you suck horribly at it.

I wish the power would be back on over here, along with curing my illness.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1482 on:** March 22, 2013, 09:01:13 PM

Game not active for a while, eh? I'll start it up again!

I wish spring here would actually be spring, not constant snow.

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #1483 on:** March 22, 2013, 09:09:24 PM

Granted... ohh, wait. You didn't specify when. So expect six more weeks of winter

I wish that I wasn't so socially awkward! (Derp)

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1484 on:** March 22, 2013, 10:24:15 PM

Granted. All other people on the planet are dead, hence you will never be socially awkward again.

I wish someone would make me a ham sandwitch.

vonboy · **Reply #1485 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:02:33 AM

Here's your ham sandwich! Oh yeah, I couldn't find any hams anywhere, so I cut off your leg while you were sleeping. Enjoy your sandwich!

I wish I could write my fanfic again, dagnabbit!

Nahla · **Reply #1486 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:54:14 AM

Granted but it was a fail and no one read it.

I wish for a piece of cake.

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1487 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:06:44 AM

Granted, but it's made from the recipe core's recipe from Portal.

I sure wish coral bleaching would end.

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #1488 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:17:35 AM

Granted, there are no more corals to bleach, anyway

I wish that my cold would go away *hopeful face*

Ducky123 · **Reply #1489 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:48:45 AM

Granted! But your imun system is too lazy, unfortunatilly

I wish that I don't need to sleep, just stay awake the whole time

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1490 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:56:15 AM

Granted. You've become like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly, so now you'll live for five years and never have to sleep.

I wish for a pet armadillo.

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #1491 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:38:20 AM

Granted, but it rolled itself up into a ball and rolled away seconds later.

I wish I could roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris!

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1492 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:19:27 PM

Granted, but now you have to fight Bruce Lee.

I wish I could see an Oarfish while scuba diving.

jansenov · **Reply #1493 on:** March 25, 2013, 03:32:16 PM

Granted. You encounter an oarfish that was recently killed by the shockwave of a naval mine explosion.

Because of the severe cold this early spring, I wish my apricot tree handn't bloomed yet.

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1494 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:37:33 PM

Granted. That isn't even an apricot tree in your yard: It's a goverment antenna that the CIA is using to spy on you, and those flower blooms are actually miniature satelight dishes that are monitoring your electric bill and your Facebook posts for potential terrorist activity.

This wish brough to you by the Central Intelligence Agency

I wish I had a Cape Sundew plant that I could keep in a pot in my room.

somerandomfangirl · **Reply #1495 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:57:27 PM

Granted, but it didn't like your room and died a week later.

I wish I had the motivation to draw at the moment.

Blais_13 · **Reply #1496 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:13:46 PM

Granted,but sadly you can't find a paper and a pencil(or whatever you draw with).

I wish I could see in the dark.

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1497 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:18:49 PM

Granted. You now have the eyes of a barrel Eyed Spookfish: http://quantumbiologist.files.wordpress.co...espookfish.jpeg

I wish I the new Bioshock game would come out today. I can't wait another moment!

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #1498 on:** March 25, 2013, 06:02:42 PM

Oh, that wish was already granted. It came out a week ago. You spent so much time hyping over it, you missed the deadline.

I wish that the bloody semester was over!

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1499 on:** March 25, 2013, 07:54:00 PM

Granted. Your school was swallowed by a Dune Worm. You can have your semester back as soon as the spice starts rolling in. Then you can litterally get high off of school

I sure wish I could play guitar like Michael Hedges.