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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted, but you make a "screamer" (Prank Flash) and give half the viewers heart attacks. :o




I wish I never had to get out of my new rolling chair for my computer.


Lain_EX

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Granted. Now you have pounds and pounds of bubble gum stuck on your pants. (You have to take them off if you want to get off your chair. :lol)

I wish Mario and Bowser finally make peace.


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Granted, now Mario has joined the "Dark Side"! :o

I wish I could visit Yoshi's Island


Lain_EX

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Granted, but one of them eats you and transforms you into an egg.

I wish for life to be endless.


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Granted, but the world is filled with so many old people, you can barely drive to your destination without getting caught behind some old guy or gal.




I wish that Barney would get into a fight with Mr. Threehorn. :)


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Granted, but as soon as Cera's dad looks at him, he runs away. (Oh, heck no!)

I wish kiddy shows and characters, such as Barney or the Teletubbies, dissapear forever.


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Granted...but now action heros have to take there place to fill the gap in the market. So Arnold Schwarzenegger (how ever his name is spelt  :lol ) goes from the Terminator to the "Tummy-nater" saying phrase like "I'll be back....next week kiddies! Be good!"

I wish I could speak to animals


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"I'll be back....next week kiddies! Be good!"
Oh man, that made me crack up! :lol

Granted, but the only words you know in the animal language are insults :lol:

I wish I had a pet snake :p


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Granted, but the snake raps his body around your throat and chokes you.


I wish I could play tennis.


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Granted. *POOF!* Now youre transformed into a tennis shoe. :lol :lol: :lol :lol: Oh, did you wish to play tennis? Oh, I thought you wish to play AS a tennis shoe. (Cosmo would say that! :lol)

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"I'll be back....next week kiddies! Be good!"
(:lol Good one, Littlefoot1616!)

I wish computer viruses and such dissapear forever.


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Granted, but we now get more spam.


I wish I got the highest grades in school.


Lain_EX

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Granted, now everyone's jealous of you fro being so smart.

I wish for a job. Oh, a good one, please.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, you're now a Disney world mascot, but you get beaten up by little kids. XD


I wish I had my own train with a train station.


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Wish granted, but as soon as you open your rail station, another train chashes into yours. :lol

I wish I had blonde hair. (Lots of girls will run towards me! :D)


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Granted, you become a Super Saiyan with freakishly blonde hair and people think you're a freak. What's worse is you don't get any DBZ powers.



I wish for a Roller Coaster.


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Granted, but it goes really fast that it ends leaving the riders with ugly faces! :o

I wish beans don't make you... uhhh... you know...to let out gases.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but now they let out nitrogen.


I wish I could meet Ali.


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Granted, but you have been mysteriously turned into a sharptooth and she's afriad of you and runs away from you whenever you try to come near her.

I wish to be able to fly.


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Granted, but you fly so high that you crash into an airplane. (Don't we all wish to fly :P:)



I wish I could become a teacher.


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Granted, but now they let out nitrogen.
Actually, Nitrogen is a gas.
 And about the Barney thing, I hate Barney too.  I wrote a story about him meeting Eragon and Eragon killed him!
Anyway, back on subject.

Granted but you get me for a student.  Let the torture and endless complaining about how boring school is begin!

I wish my flight simulator would work right.