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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted...your untamed man-eating tiger will be delivered next Thursday...better wish for some life insurance while you're at it... :^.^:

I wish I could fly


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I wish I could fly

(*sigh* the same wish again -_-)

Granted, but you end drifting into outer space.

I wish for brand new clothes. (so very simple -_-)


Weather_lord_7

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Granted, but there so cheap, they rip first thing you put 'em on.



I wish I could control fog and mist.


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Granted, but you soon get arrested for being responsible for increasing the rate of car crashes 'cause people can't see.


I wish it wasn't so hot over here.


Weather_lord_7

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Granted, one ticket to Antartica coming up!



I wish I could make movies like Don Bluth.


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Granted, but they end up requring tons of scenes to cut from the movie and you get so frustrated with it, you decide to quit.


I wish I was good at fishing.


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I wish I could meet some of the characters I created for my stories.


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Granted, but they become brainwashed and turn on you.


I wish for a townful of hobbits and elves and such


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Granted...a copy of Elder Scroll heading your way (but the disc is damaged and you lost the receipt down the nearest available street drain)

I wish I had a room fully kitted out with the latest in entertainment technology. Surround sound, 60" plasma, cinema experience in your own home...the works!


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Granted.  But your power bill goes through the roofe.  Then someone breaks into your house and steals the stuff.  You manage to recover it but then it catches on fire and burns your house down.

I wish I had a piece of paper.


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Granted, heres some paper



I wish not for just any army of Orcs, but Uruk-Hai, and some Trolls, all under my command. :D


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Yea!  Burning paper!  
Granted, but before you can get them, the Death Star shows up and blows them all up.  

I wish I had a piece of gum that has already been chewed.


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Granted, but the gum is so gooey that it glues on your hair.

I wish I had a PKMN Diamond version.


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Granted, some encased pokemon in diamonds coming up.


I wish for centaur-ish dragon legs.


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Granted, but they are so big that you can no longer fit in your house.



I wish I had a fast computer.


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Granted, one computer with cheetah legs coming up.




I wish for my comic to gain fame.


Lain_EX

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Granted, but the masses demand you to make more until your death.

I wish for some peanut m&m's.


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Granted, here are some uncracked Peanuts and melted M&M's. XD



I wish for a spoon.


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Granted. Here's an used spoon. (LOL You had to wish for a CLEAN spoon! :lol)

I wish for a popsickle. (strawberry flavored, please)


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Granted, but the popsickle has been licked already. XD


I wish I could be King of the World.