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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted, but it MAULS OFF YOUR GOD DAMN FACE! D: :o (seriously...it's like...an 8 ft carnivore)


I wish I had Guido as a pet...on a short leash XP.


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Granted, but a huge dog accidently steps on him.




I wish for claws made out of diamond.


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Granted, but you lop off your nose when you try to scratch it



I wish people stopped picking on Guido D:


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*shoots Achillobator in the head* There. Problem solved. :D

I wish my next wish won't be corrupted.


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Granted, but it just isn't funny  :cry

I wish I could dance in the moonlight.


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I condemn thee to the worst possible fate -- Dancing with the Stars! Mwahahahahaha!!!!! :lol

I wish that "it" (whatever "it" is) is funny.


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IT was so funny that people DIED! ....of laughter.

I wish I had a large chomper plushie <3


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Granted, but it comes to life and eats you.



I wish for one Compsognathus to keep my dog company.


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They are hostile towards one another and one ends up at the vet.

I wish I can have a good halloween this year :)

(I mean it :p)


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Granted. but you get nothing but 24Kt gold jewlery!


I wish the gang had battle armor!


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Granted, but Sharptooth attacks their weak points for massive damage!

I wish I could sell the 24Kt gold :p


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Wish denided, the gold is cursed and you have to hold onto it till next halloween!


I wish that Ducky and Petrie would say they liked each other....


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Granted, but it causes a race war between the Flyers & Big-mouths.




I wish I had the book Jurassic Park, and experience it too with the book in hand.


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(THE GREAT VALLEY GUARDIAN CHEATED! D: )

Wish granted, but your presence changes the story so it does not save you!


I wish Uwe Boll would die.





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Granted, but his ghost comes back and make more crap films.




I wish I were John Hammond.


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Granted, you are now a decrepit old man!





I wish for pony...


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Granted, but when you get it, it turns out to be a pony that won't ever stop eating.  It costs so much to feed that you lose your house, car, and all your retirement.  

I wish for some hot coffee.


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Granted but you spill it on your lap and recive third degree burns!


I wish for LBT flavored ice cream....


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Granted, but you get strange looks when you bite off candy Littlefoot's head and "cherry filling" spurts everywhere.  :o




I wish to ride in a van with all the JP 1, 2, & 3 characters (one van for all the adults, the other for all the kids).


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Granted, but then all the cars get stepped on by an adult Brontosaurs



I wish I could visit JP before the dinosarus broke loose.