The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Drake · **Reply #960 on:** December 08, 2008, 05:17:50 PM

Granted, but it rains the whole time you are there.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

Lillefot · **Reply #961 on:** December 08, 2008, 05:47:09 PM

Quote from: Drake,Dec 8 2008 on 04:17 PM

Granted, but it rains the whole time you are there.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

Granted, you'll have to write on fragile papyrus life out!
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Muahahaha! Fishing is the best when it rains and I never bang fishing because of bad weather! My wish made it trough!

To celebrate, I wish for a cake!

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #962 on:** December 08, 2008, 07:12:13 PM

Granted...here's you cake laced with nitroglycerin and a TNT stick candle!

I wish all video games would be released multi platform at the same time (No really...I do! I'm not kidding! LOL

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f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #963 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:33:14 PM

Granted but they all suck!

I wish I had the prop used for U96 in Das Boot.

Vilstrup · **Reply #964 on:** December 09, 2008, 02:32:45 AM

Granted, but it falls to the bottom of the ocean

I wish I could have a underwater house near Great Barrier Reef

Amaranthine · **Reply #965 on:** December 10, 2008, 04:32:58 AM

Granted but the under water house ends up having very cheap material, so you die drowning in the water.

I wish I had bubble gum in a dish, so I can wish how many pieces I wish.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #966 on:** January 16, 2009, 02:09:47 PM

Granted, here's a stick of Wriggley's on a saucer...chomp on it and like it!

I wish for a brand new artist's kit

The Friendly Sharptooth · **Reply #967 on:** January 17, 2009, 11:44:31 AM

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I wish for a brand new artist's kit

(Arriving with the power to grant any request in a very literal way)
An artist's kit you say? Your wish is hereby granted, as I live to serve. However, you did not wish for a case for your artist's kit. According to wiktionary.org, a kit, such as ones that artists have, is simply:

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A set of parts, tools, clothing or other equipment, collected for some specific purpose

I am truly sorry, but I must obey your wish without adding any of my assumed interpretations of it. Therefore, you shall have only what you asked for. Too bad for you though. Without a case, when I made the artist's kit appear out of thin air, most everything fell to ground and either broke or spilled out. You still have that eraser though, so this wasn't a total loss. Later Master!

(Returning as a normal, non wish granting person)
I wish that I could transform into a celestial dragon at will, which uses divine attacks to subdue evil foes and excells at healing powers. Later!

Amaranthine · **Reply #968 on:** January 17, 2009, 01:05:28 PM

Granted, but scientists find a way to capture you and do some testing with their new discovery.

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I wish for a catfish.

Raptor · **Reply #969 on:** January 17, 2009, 01:12:58 PM

The catfish is 11111100000000000 tons, and crushes your house.

I wish I had the disembodied, floating head of Colonel Sanders as my sidekick as I went on epic adventures.

brekclub85 · **Reply #970 on:** January 17, 2009, 01:15:54 PM

Granted. He hates what KFC has become and ends the franchise of restaurants.

I wish there was an LBT movie where the sharpteeth were the good guys and the flatteeth were the bad guys. (Really!)

Raptor · **Reply #971 on:** January 17, 2009, 01:22:30 PM

Granted. It is 20 minutes long, is full of spaceships, and at the end, everyone spontaneuosly combusts.

I wish that there was a really, really big cherry-red squid named George who had teleportation powers.

brekclub85 · **Reply #972 on:** January 17, 2009, 01:26:48 PM

Granted, he teleports right above you, and crushes you.

I wish Topsy wasn't such a big jerk.

Raptor · **Reply #973 on:** January 17, 2009, 01:38:35 PM

He isn't. Infact, he's a such a pansy, he's a afraid to eat leaves. He becomes extremely emaciated, and passes out.

I wish that all of the sequals were remade by Don Bluth.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #974 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:37:06 PM

Granted! However, they are all now clones of the original, but much, much worse!

I wish I had more candy.

brekclub85 · **Reply #975 on:** January 17, 2009, 03:41:10 PM

Granted. Can you say, "Diabetes?"

I wish something interesting would happen today

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #976 on:** January 17, 2009, 06:48:19 PM

Granted a Piano just crushed your car!

I wish I had my own Air Force.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #977 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:25:25 AM

Granted! Here's a pinwheel...go ahead and blow on it

I wish I could go on safari

brekclub85 · **Reply #978 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:48:38 AM

Granted. You fall out of the car near some hungry lions.

I wish there'd be more fanfics with Chomper as the protagonist, not the antagonis. (And he doesn't die in them, either!)

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #979 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:54:08 AM

granted but it's in a coded language that no one can understand

I wish for peace on earth (this oughta be good...)