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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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KingdomKey23

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Granted, but you star as the main character in Secret of NIMH 3 which is even worse than the second one. (They ruined that movie with that stupid sequel :cry )



I wish that people could be in a LBT movie.


Littlefoot Fan

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Granted, but they end up slaughtering Littlefoot and his friends for food. Nooooooo :cry

I wish this series would go on for eternity.


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Granted, but the eternal installments now suck because they use the same plot everytime.



I wish I had the power to shoot FYYYYYAAA (Fire) out of my mouth. (LF, I hope you get the FYYYYAAA part. Let's say DH told me about it. XD)


Littlefoot Fan

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(LOL :lol)

Granted, but my fiya will beat yours first!! :lol:

I wish we all could play Halo together.


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Granted, but we're all using the same character, who happens to be extremely weak.

I wish General Grievous hadn't been killed by Obi-Wan.


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Granted, but then, he will kill any and every one on the whole universe, leaving him alone. Fear da crazyness! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *coughs* (Why do always those things happen to me?)

I wish for a giant taco. ( :lol: )


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but the wish required a combonation of every normal taco in the world. Now there are no more tacos in the world. Nice going!


I wish cartoon characters were real.


Lain_EX

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Granted, but turns out they become so realistic, so realistic that every time they injure, a piano falls on their heads or a bomb explodes in front of them, they definitely die. *evil laugh* (HA! Who's coughing now, eh? :lol )

I wish all Mexicans learn English easily.


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Granted.  But now you must learn Swahili and learn how to translate it into English.
I wish my Ace Combat website had more active members.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but some of those members enjoy spamming and hackers.   :blink:



I wish I had X-ray vision.


General Grievous

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Granted but the ACLU keeps dragging you into court claiming that your x-ray vision violates peoples' civil rights.
I wish I had a PSP.


KingdomKey23

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Okay, here is your PSP: Pretty Small Parrot. Can you say, "Polly wants a small cracker?"  :lol



I wish I could star in my very own sitcom.


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Granted, but its a sit-com about a family that lives on the sun, and they actually move production to the sun.

I wish I was a raptor.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


General Grievous

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Granted!  *poof* You are now a buzzard (which is a type of raptor).  What's that?  You wanted to be the dinosaur raptor?  Well you should have been more specific.

I wish there was an X-wing for Flight Simulator 2002.


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Granted, but you absolutely suck at it.

I wish this wishing would wish itself a wish that wished away every wish for a wish that wished.
I'm not exactly sure what I just said, but go try and corrupt it.


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The wish itself is so corrupted that I can't grant it. :lol:

I wish I was a really strong pokemon. :)


Lain_EX

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Granted, but you have to start a Rescue Team with a pathetically weak PokÈmon... A MAGIKARP!!! :lol

I wish Cosmo (from FOP) was smarter than AJ. (also from FOP)

(BTW, FOP stands for Fairly Odd Parents, a Nickelodeon cartoon :lol: )


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Granted, but now the show's comedy relief is gone so people get tired of the show and stop watching it.
 
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I wish there was an X-wing for Flight Simulator 2002.
There is an X-wing for flight simularot 2002.  And it really does suck.  You can find it here.
I wish Jar Jar Binks had died in Star Wars episode III



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Granted. Now his spirit will possess everyone else and they will start talking and acting like him.
"Okeyday?"

I wish that someone would corrupt my last wish.


KingdomKey23

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Wish...denied. What's the point in corrupting a wish that is already corrupted? Waste of time. XD



I wish for some new sneakers.