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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted. Here's a witch with sand powers. Oh, you wished for a sandwich? I thought you said SAND WITCH! LOL :lol

I wish for a scanner. (So I can submit my drawings)


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granted but it's resolution is only 33dpi.


I wish I had all the lbt sequals on blu-ray


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Granted, in a blue ray, zapped up by aliens.




I wish for total and absolute control over a country.


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Granted, but it will be the weakest and less important country of the planet.

I wish Spike became the new Grandmaster of the Jedi Order after the death of Yoda, who had a heart attack in my previous wish.


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Granted, but the council has a hard time understanding him since all he does is eat & burp.



I wish for Runescape players & World of Warcraft players to have a war.


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Granted, but the war becomes really intense that none wants to know the outcome.

I wish I could watch the 11th and the 12th LBT movies.


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Granted, but you only see two seconds of it. XD



I wish for a vending machine.


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Granted, but you can't plug it in since it uses so much power, it will blow out the circuit breaker.


I wish for the 30 megapixil camera from cintech.


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Granted, but the entire camera is literally pixels, and it is so blurry that you can't even see it. XD


I wish I could jump as high as the Mario Brothers.


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Granted. Unfortunately, you still can't land like them.

I wish I could use chi like the characters of DBZ.


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Granted but now you have to scream like you were constipated to get it out, embarassing you and your family in the process



I wish for a Jirachi so I can make wishes.


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Granted, but the wishes will be someone else's, not yours.

I wish Redclaw ate Mr.Threehorn and Cera.


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Granted, but he's gonna have a hard time digesting those horns, thus, indigestion.




I wish for the robots from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 to watch horrible movies with me.


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Granted, but they end us malfunctioning and you watch bad moview by yourself...forever.


I wish for a brand new car.


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Granted. Enjoy your brand new Ford Pinto!

I wish for working copies of every video game ever.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but every single video game console is no more, so you have nothing to play them on.


I wish for Super Smash Brothers Brawl.


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Granted. Then all of the characters come otu of the screen to pummel you. :lol

I wish for a chocolate pudding.


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Granted, but instead of chocolate it's mud.



I wish I could go to Disneyland.


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Granted but all the rides tear apart



I wish to control dreams


Lain_EX

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Granted, but as long as you encounter with your worst nightmare, your power is gone.

I wish I was smarter.