The Corrupt a Wish Game.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #660 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:36:00 AM

They drop the problem on you.

I wish for no snow!

Raptor · **Reply #661 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:05:24 PM

There is no longer snow. However, now there is no longer rain, or any other form of percipitation. The world dries up.

I wish I had some Velociraptor friends, so I could at least hunt something down or something. One Velociraptor who can barely type can't do much....

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #662 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:11:58 PM

You have Velociraptor friends. However, they are cannibalistic. They eat your arms.

I wish for the next Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series episode would come out.

Raptor · **Reply #663 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:17:05 PM

It comes out. However, it costs 4935892385938954890684869048680986993689388694896894869 dollars.

I wish I had my arms back.

Lain_EX · **Reply #664 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:00:12 PM

Granted. They're waiting for you outside, and they're dressed in green. Wait, did you said arms? I thought you said army. *thinks something, a cricket chirps* Nothing still.

I wish for a scanner.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #665 on:** February 22, 2008, 09:43:44 PM

It is a bomb scanner.

I wish that YGOTAS (Yu-gi-oh the abridged series) was free.

Raptor · **Reply #666 on:** February 23, 2008, 10:39:52 AM

It is free to everyone.... but you.

I wish this army would help me get a chocolate-covered Parasaurolophus.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #667 on:** February 25, 2008, 03:38:37 PM

You develop an allergy to the chocolate.

I wish for fun for the entire world including myself.

Lain_EX · **Reply #668 on:** February 25, 2008, 06:00:26 PM

Denied, because everyone's playing this!

I wish my Wii Remote batteries won't run dry forever.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #669 on:** February 25, 2008, 07:48:47 PM

They won't. They fall in a pool, eliminating all dryness.

I wish for cake.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #670 on:** February 27, 2008, 12:08:32 AM

Granted, but the cake is sadly inedible.

I wish to be forgiven of my sins I commited on another board.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #671 on:** February 27, 2008, 12:27:08 AM

Granted, however your sins transfer to this board.

I wish Casey's Pizza delivered.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #672 on:** February 27, 2008, 12:53:12 AM

Granted, but the delivery boy gets lost in the desert and has to eat the pizza to survive.

I wish I could actually meet my story characters.

TheNumberOneShmuck · **Reply #673 on:** February 27, 2008, 08:57:21 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, they don't like you very much.

I wish internet stores and online auction sites cracked down on crooked sellers.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #674 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:10:42 PM

They do. However, the crooked sellers get better at lying.

I wish for popcorn.

ingster · **Reply #675 on:** March 01, 2008, 04:45:54 PM

granted, but the popcorn was poisend

i wish for a wish that wasent a bad wish

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #676 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:36:11 PM

You bad spelling confuses me. I curse you with death.

I wish for good spelling.

Clawandfang · **Reply #677 on:** March 09, 2008, 01:03:01 PM

Granted, but then what is spelt correctly is your exectution warrant.

I wish that the bookshop had special offers on the books I want.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #678 on:** March 09, 2008, 01:56:27 PM

They do. To balance it out, they stop putting special offers on all the other books. However, a huge mob of people who hate books you like come and burn down the bookshop.

I wish that the cake is not a lie.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #679 on:** March 10, 2008, 08:34:09 AM

Granted...you get your cake but GLaDoS is waiting for you with a huge ray gun

I wish the Transformers were real