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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted but your computer self destructes.

I wish I had a digital camrea.


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granted, but the camra gave computer vireses when you pluged it in

i wish i had a lightsaber


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granted but you cut your hands and feet off.

I wish I had a AT-AT


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Granted, but a Snow-speeder comes and makes it fall over. Then it explodes, and the explosion releases dangerous chemicals into the atmosphere. You then get arrested for chemical warfare and are sent to prison for the rest of your life. While in prison, you get beaten up repeatedly by the other inmates and die from severe damage to your internal organs.

I wish for sonar.


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Granted but you kill all the creatures in the ocean and get beaten to death by animal rights activsts.

I wish for a a WWII diesel-electric submarine.


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Granted, however, the diesel-electric part was replaced with a nuclear reactor. Then the sub is hit with a torpedo and releases radioactive material into the ocean. You can guess what happens to you next.

I wish for radar.


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granted, but you lost your eyes and cant use it

i wish i aqquierd phazon corruption


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Granted, but your PED-suit emergency funtion's malfunctioning :^.^:

I wish for base-jumping!
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


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You jump from ammonia to sodium hydroxide. The NaOH reacts with your stomach acids and your stomach erupts.

I wish for King Dedede.

(by the way, ammonia and sodium hydroxide are bases. Chemical bases.)


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Granted but he then makes you his slave all the rest of his Waddle Doos

I wish for a new book to read

LBT/CTY Lover: Good knowledge sir! ;) :^.^:


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Granted but it is a book on how to kill, you then become like Anakin Skywalker and kill eveyone close to you.


I wish Kirby was my best friend.


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Granted, then copies your ability. (???)

I wish the 4 missing Melee chars were in Brawl.


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Granted but then your copy becomes corrupted due to a virus and your Wii explodes.

I wish I could talk to animals.


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Granted, but the anomals won't speak to you.

I wish my internet was faster.


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Granted but now it's so fast that your eyes bleed.

I wish I could teleport.


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Granted. You teleport inside a volcano.

I wish for a quesadilla. (cheese in a tortilla)


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Granted but the cheese is radioactive and you get cancer.

I wish I could bring the dead back to life.


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Granted. Then they attack you and you become one of 'em.

I wish for orange juice.


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granted but it's from a nuclear power plant

I wish for one hundred million dollars


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Granted....here's a 1 hundred million dollar bill....good luck getting change

I wish I directed my own blockbuster movie