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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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' Really? Stripetail said pulling out a racing flyer from his robes " Then pray tell me  who is this riding in this kart machine with Donkey Kong?" he asked waving the flyer in front of the pair " Because last i checked Dixie Kong wears a dress, and this fellow clearly is wearing a shirt and hat. the same shirt and hat you are wearing now, in fact. So is this merely a sheer coincidence? someone who looks likes you, wears the same shirt you do, the same hat you do, and palling around with the gorilla you are know to be  pals with?  High number of coincidences in that case. Of course, I dont believe in coincidence in the first place.. so.... so the only reasonable answer is, you are him, and you are simply lying about it. it is never a good thing to lie to a wizard, dear boy,we dont like being taken for fools. Besides being a wizard also includes having the ability to know when you are being lied to, and my young kong friend, you are not even trying to make your lie plausible.now...' he looked around and noticed a diner across the street.' i will take the two of you out for lunch and we will have a chat about this eavesdropping as well as the need to be honest. in a show of good form i will pay for your meals, so long as you are honest during  our meal. behave yourselves and I might even throw in dessert. So boys, what do you say?" he arched his brows at the monkey and koopa.
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As the wizard pulled out the flier, Junior’s eyes went so wide that the true blue color of his eyes were visible under their usual black sheen. Diddy was shaken to his core, and then felt a bizarre urge to shout out “That’s cheating!” and actually had to stop himself from saying it. He knewóthere was no getting around it. But that was okayóas long as he didn’t know about… that, they weren’t dead in the water just yet.
A sudden grumbling sound interrupted him from his thoughts. He looked down at his belly, and then up at Junior with a meek, almost apologetic expression.
“BJ… In all this mess, I seriously forgot how hungry I was”
“Are you for fff… flipping real, Didds?” Junior huffed, figuring it wasn’t wise to go swearing in front of this wizard guy. Suddenly there was another growlóthis time from his own stomach. Junior blushed, his snout pointed down as his eyes winced slightly in embarrassment.
“Uh… Mmm… W-what are they serving over there?” He mumbled, his gaze drawing back to the Kong. He fiddled with his bandana a little as he got a glimpse of understanding from Diddy.
“… Fine, I promise I won’t lie,” Junior said, and with one very big exception in his heart he said this honestly.
“Me too,” Diddy said, with virtually the same niggle as the koopa.


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well, theres Fish and chips, if you like that sort of thing' Stripetail shrugged ' you can pick out what you want> i'm paying for it anyway Follow me boys ' he motioned to the pair putting his flyer back into his robes as he headed over to the diner, which was designed to looks like a 50s doner from Earth, except our course the portions were mawashi sized. " table for three please Stripetail said to the waitress, who led him to a nearby table and laid out three menus and 3 glasses of water' just take your time gents, i'll be back in a few minutes. Stripetail took the left side of the table, the side with one menu' "take whatever time you need to decide' he said..
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"Vitani, we should go rest now," Kiara said, "We princesses have earned our sleep." She then ate another fish, "Plus it will help all these pounds settle in."

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Bentley was surprised that no one was laughing at him as he rolled his wheelchair through a nearby village on Mawashi. "They're not picking on the small guy here," he realized, "So I don't have to brag to their faces about my intellectual superiority."

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The royal garment washers brought Ozai his most recently clean royal robe and mawashi. "Extra care was taken, your majesty," they said.


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Hmm, Spike thought to himself, the wizard must be busy doing stuff.  I'm sure the captain is busy too.  Think I'll see if I can send a message to Twilight.  Spike write out a brief message about the cafe they had found and some of the other things like the old mining equipment and that Stripetail was busy and the Captain likely also.  Spike crossed his fingers.  "Let's see if this works." He concentrated on the not eoing to Twilight then held it up and used his fire breath on it.  He'd not tried it before, but maybe Twilight would know what to do.

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Sara was taking a flight.  The cafe hot tub place was great fun.  She thought over how her life had changed rather quickly over the recent past.  Quite a bit actually.


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Mr. Bigmouth arrived at Shifutown. Of course, navigation was rather difficult as all the streets looked all the same with numerous statues of the eponymous Panda everywhere. Finally, he entered the hotel and waited for Nick to come down.

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Twilight Sparkle was resting inside one of the prefab shelters in the mana rich world when a note appeared in front of her. She read it and sighed; it seemed that this was something that Stripetail and Captain Carson needed to see.

Her horn glowed and she teleported two copies of the notes to both of the leaders.

She also began writing a reply to Spike:


Spike,

I am still harvesting mana so I cannot assist you in this matter. Your letters have been sent to Stripetail and Captain Carson.

Twilight Sparkle


The vote vanished in a flash of purple sparks as she continued reading.

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A note dropped out of the air in front of Stripetail. It bore the distinct magic signatures of Spike and Twilight.

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Captain Carson swore as the note dropped on her console and rolled on the the floor. She was busy dodging the near constant stream of fireballs that Hex was bombarding her with.

She threw the glider into a hard bank where she slammed into two item boxes. The boxes revealed a set of fish balls and a set of chopsticks. Both of them were simple projectiles but the fish balls were fired in an arc from the rear of the ship while the chopsticks were shot from the front of the ship.

She radioed Agumon, Agumina, Ratchet and Angela. "Okay, we've got some weapons now. Chopsticks and fish balls! Use at your discretion. The directions should be on the displays at your stations."

It was then she noticed that the fuel was running low. She then radioed Angel and Fred. "Angel! We're running low on fuel. See if you can find a way to refuel. Fred! Can you see if you can throttle the reactor back a bit?"

Suddenly, the ship shook as an enormous ball of rice fired from the Mawashian ship slammed into it, covering the vessel with sticky rice. Captain Carson swore as she tried to see through the mess and keep the ship on course. She then radioed Stitch. "Stitch, how is the ship's hull?"

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got it, Tiger said Activing the chop sticks.  which began wiping up the  rice and clearing a area that Carson could see through. the final turn to the finish line was just ahead, ad then they would be on the final lap. ' Wesa use our rings to powr the engine ": stitch said inn replying to carson " mesa not sure how long we can keep this up, mesa never tried powerung a machine this way before.
- we have, on clockwerk Tiger said " yousa worry about defenses. mesa and botchiboo handle engine. you are in my lead by 8 seconds, but rice slowing you down.
_ fred was pulling levers around the reactor " Ok, we are dropping back to bars 4 and 3 that will slow you down.. Fred said We've got 1 lap to go.. Lets make the most of it
- the ship shuddered from impact, half of bowl defense on both sides cracked off and fell away revealing the Glider underneath. rice streamed  off the glider, and  behind them, the balls soon rotated around the glider waiting to be fired.' Reasdy to fire; Ratchet said' Just hold on Ratcghet until you get a good clear shot. we ionly get 6 of these' Angela said keeping an eye on the mawashii racer
 the mawashiis were now closing on them , as was Hex. hex frowned she was now out of fireballs, and curved her racer in the inside of the Seers glider. Hex estimated they were just a few seconds behind.
_ nick came down, a few minutes ater Nani and Bigmouth entered " alright, we're all her. lets go find this ship thing ' Nick said ' maybe it will have parts we can use.
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Captain Carson manuevered the ship to so the gunners could land a clean hit with the fish ball. She wiped some  sweat off her forehead as she watched the grassy plain ahead with the finish line. She then reminded herself that they still had one more lap to go.

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Mr. Bigmouth checked his PDA. "One problem. The gravity in that area is four times as great as that on Earth. The air is also very dense and is contains trace amounts of toxic gasses from the nearby volcanic lands. However, the air is quite warm. All we will need are light exoskeletons to compensate for the gravity and gas masks. I'll get the supplies ready and get some additional help."

Mr. Bigmouth started up the sled's engine and began making his way back to the starship.

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"Are we close to arriving yet?" asked Eric, who had dozed off from the long ride. He shook himself awake and looked to see where they were.


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Elsewhere, across various cities in Mawashi, the stadiums where all the tournaments for the men and women's sumo divisions (all of the weight classes) were being finalized for the massively popular coming event.

"Preordered tickets have sold out," Shoukichi said confidently to his fellow members of the tournament staff committee, "And all the qualifiers have been completed."

"This will be the biggest tournament yet," said Nick Wilde, a sumo fox who worked with Shoukichi.

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"Join the dance if you can," one of the sumos encouraged Sly and Carmelita at the village dance.

"You gonna be a gentleman Sly?" Carmelita smirked.

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Rabbit and Fox had went to a sushi bar for lunch.


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The spoiled prince scrunched his nose. “British food?”
Diddy elbowed him hard enough to make him yelp. The kong kept a smile.
“So,” he said while Junior seemed to give an apologetic expression. “You said you had something to tell us, right?”
As the waitress came by, they took their order of fish and chips.
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Usso looked at the V2's transformed head piece in the solitude of the small hangar. A military vehicle as big as a Gundam would have never been allowed onto the surface by planetary customs, so he left the torso and legs in space. He had refelected on several occasions that this vehicle would probably come to be associated with him long after he was dead and the only knowledge about the Zanscare war would come from history books.

Technically speaking he used it for only about half the waróthe first half he piloted it’s predecessor, the original Victory Gundam. But by the end of the war several Victory Gundams had been made, while there remained to this day only one V2 that was ever brought into existence. Like the Zeong of the One Year War and the F91 Gundam of the war of Neo Babylon, the V2 was an experimental concept suit that had wildly exceeded expectations and was given as a gift to the top of ace of the waróhim. And of course, the League Militaire recognized it's potential as a propaganda symbol almost immediately because of its Wings of Light.

The wings were unusable nowóthe unique I-Field generator needed to sustain their length and shape was damaged beyond repair. He supposed it could be replaced, but he honestly would rather leave that feature off the suit. Shooting people with his blasters or cutting them with his beam saber at least made him feel like he was in control of what he killedóthere were multiple times during the war that he had destroyed enemy mobile suits in the vicinity with the wings of light without even noticing until after the battle was over. He’d had several nightmares both during and after the war of an ally accidentally straying into his path and being torn to shreds.
If he hadn’t a need to kill with the suit ever again, what was the point in going through all that effort to reinstall its deadliest feature?

'Besides,' Usso thought as he put his hand on the nose of fighter, aware that his reminiscing was getting him nowhere in making his decision. But he was also aware that sometimes ex-soldiers needed their time to recollect. 'There's no other suit in the galaxy that has another Minovsky Drive System I could make repairs with... well... except for THAT one, but if Earth is lucky that suit'll never see the light of day...'

There were other problems with the V2 beyond the MDS, of course. The extremely powerful primary blaster had been lost and replaced with a standard issue beam rifle, and the assault-form parts were all destroyed save for the V-Shield. It lacked the awesome division-destroying offensive power it had during the war, but it retained its stellar maneuverability. The verniers, AMBAC, and primaries were all fully functional, as well as the propulsive elements of the Minovsky Drive System.

It could still fight, and fight very well-- that was all that mattered. And now that he was seriously considering whether to use it again, even for a comparatively low key security job, his nostalgic fondness for it was already rapidly fading.

He looked around the hangar, making sure that no one was there. Then he said allowed, with a nervous, haunted chuckle.
"What do you say, Gundam? You think you can handle one more job?"
The machine didn't answer him. He didn't expect it to. But there were times, especially during the waning days of the war, where it did.
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Yes , we are nearly there. theres Ozais castle up ahead' Eris said pointing at a large castle below them ' do you want to stop for a bit first? ozai is usually very busy and getting a chance to see him make take awhile ' Eris said.


_ firstly' stripetail said , after ordering some tea ' you dont listen in on other persons when they are having a private conservation. its rude boys, and you dont get all the context of what is being said. and it is not wise to jump to wild conclusions from half-heard conversations. which you boys did. i take it both your elders dont know you are here, and you wanted to have some fun without oversight. which is fine, amd you could have done so without incident if you hadnt eavesdropped on me. not a smart move boys..
_ Better get the suits then. i've had to work in areas with little gravity or little air before. like the time the [phoenix lost power for almost a day." nick said.
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 we're security carmelia. we'r e hear to make sure nothing bad happens' Sly said.
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"We understand completely, sir," Diddy said with a smile while Junior pouted. "But you do have to understand hearing people talk about changing their weight like that sounds suspicious. And everyone likes a good mystery, right Junior?"
The prince nodded. "Well, that and were finding something to talk about with this guy that sat between us, and we thought it'd be fun to spook him."
Diddy's smile faded while his eyes fell to the table. "Oh yeah. Usso. I forgot about him," the kong said as he scratched his head under his hat. "Nice guy. We kinda abandoned him, now that I think about it."
Junior rolled his eyes and sighed as he looked around to see when his food would come. "Kid's probably enjoying the rest of the races without either of us bugging him," he yawned.


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well, he didnt like you bolting on him, thats for sure. he had to- EXPLAIN- for yhe three of you, as he was the only one who remained in his seat. Not a good way to treat a friend, if friend he was' Stripetail said.' hes a good sort though, from the reading I took of him. but you two have some apologizing to do. So, tell me about yourselves..i like to know the persons i invite to lunch after all. i'm not just going to put on my seers caps and tell you everything about yourselves.. thats wouldnt be quite fair, now would it?
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For the first time, Junior looked genuinely guilty and not just trying to put up an act. It was easy to tell because the only noticeable change in his expression was a creasing around his eyes and a sudden turning of his head. Diddy was a bit more animated than the koopa.
"Oh... damn," he said. "Well, uh... we didn't mean to put him in that situation. But it isn't his fault-- we were the ones who were eavesdropping, not him."
"He didn't get any trouble, right?" Junior said suddenly. When he heard that he didn't, he relaxed, while Diddy still looked concerned. But the question that came afterward seemed to relax the both of them in a way that didn't look natural. It seemed... forced, almost like a drilled response.

"So as you can guess, my dad wouldn't be too happy if they found out I was friends with this rug," Junior said as he popped a thumb at Diddy, who gave him an annoyed look but said nothing. "And it's not like I LIKE being seen with him, y'know? But it's also not like I got any other friends." He turned to Diddy. "What's that word you used? The one you said was the reason nobody wants to hang out with me?"
 Diddy was still staring with a slightly curled lip at him. "Abrasive?"
"Yeah, that," Junior said as he completely disengaged his attention to Diddy and brought it back to Stripetail. "So we came out here to do something somewhere where we wouldn't get caught or noticed."
"The bootskin is right," Diddy said, which caused Junior's smug little grin to slide right off his face. "I've, uh... I've got a reputation in my community that I need to keep up, and being associated with him would kind of ruin that. So keeping our heads down is beneficial to the both of us."
"Right!" Junior interupted. "You could even say we're just trying to act like normal kids. I mean, we wouldn't get that treatment back home, what with him being a goody-two shoes plumber-ally and me being a prince."


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And WHAT precisely would the pair of you be doing, that would require the great secrecy and the long flight from earth to here? Not to mention the false fronts both of you are putting up? Come on boys, the lengths to which you are trying to deny your friendship with each other is a bit much, wouldnt you say? I mean its one thing for public consumption back home, but out here, you dont need to lie. lets just say I'm good.. very good, at keeping secrets. so whatever secrets you boys are hiding, rest assured i wont be the one to spill them. i've seen many things in many day boys, two young kids goofing off won;t faze me ' Stripetail said.
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"That would be great!" Eric replied to Eris in regards to her offer to stop by the palace for food and drink. "The food on the shuttle was mostly space MREs, not exactly gourmet. I look forward to learning more about this planet's cuisine, in my experience no two cultures share the same type of food."


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A more honest look than the smugness and the faux annoyance appeared on both their faces.
“I’m not denying he’s my friend!” Junior said with a hint of urgency. “I-I just… I like giving him shit. And I like it when he gives me shit, even if I don’t act like it.” Diddy nodded as if to say he was the same way.
“That’s one of the reasons we became friends in the first place,” Diddy admitted. “Where I live no one would ever be that rude to me because people are always expected to be polite. And he’s a princeóno one talks to him like I do because they’re afraid of him.”
Junior’s eyes fell to the table, a hit of humility in his expression.
“Well… that and no one else can actually put up with an unlikeable prick like me.”
Diddy gave him a soft smile and put a comforting hand on the koopa’s shoulder.
“That’s why I really don’t want my dad finding outóhe’d make me never speak to him again, and I’d… I’d be lonely again.”
Diddy looked at Stripetail. “I wouldn’t be as lonely as him. But I’d lose a friend that I doubt I’d ever find a replacement for. He gets meóI never have nearly as much fun with anyone else as I do with him.”
“Thanks, Knuckle Dragger,” Juinor said with genuine gratitude, and Diddy gave him a fist bump.
“No problem, Lizard Lips.”
Diddy’s eyes turned back to Stripetail. “If you don’t mind me asking… what are you doing on this planet? We came here to be away from anyone who might recognize us, but I have a feeling you have a different reason-- especially someone with your 'abilities'.”


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how i came here is a bit of quirk of fate, and circumstance ' stripetail said in reply. " the ship i was traveling on was damaged and this was the cloest planet. i also knew the ruler of this planet, he has a bit of an ego, going back many decades. but all in all hes a good lot. anyway, he agreed to aupply me the things we need to fix the ship, if some of my team competed in his sumo tournament, and did well. hence why i was contacting them, so see how they were doing and adhusting, as many of them have to double their weight.' Stripetail said.
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Eric massaged his hamstrings as they landed at the castle. "Do you have any friends here?" he asked Eris. "I'd love to make some new acquaintances while I'm here."