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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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yeah, Tower sect, thats Vushu's group.' sima said. ' the more converts you gain, the better outfits you  get in the order" Vushu and I are tight, you know ' sima said. "i prefer watching sumo to being in the ring. Plus you get a better view of the sums from the stands. How else did I notice that Kovu has a FINe booty?' she grinned.
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L'ella was explaining some of the beliefs of Chima to Vitani and Vushu as they relaxed together " No gods? strange strange world " vushu commented " We have Guardian Beasts, which are, sorta like angels or gods.' Li"ella said. I worked with the phoenix beast for awhile.
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"The finest in the universe," Kiara nodded, drooling a bit at the thought of her handsome mate. As she nearly got lost in thought, a building name caught her attention. "Check that out Sima......the "Master and Property Suite".......I'm intrigued," she grinned.


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So which of us gets to own the other?' Sima grinned " fine fine Lets go and see whats going on in there. By the way i've had 297 girls check us out so far. how many guys gaped at your guts?' She teased as the duo walked paw in paw into the large building.
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So you guys are going to make it official huh/' Vushu said ' Joining my little sect?' she grinned to Vitani. " yeah dopa too, when he comes around. I think  he currently swimming" Vitani said ' I'd like to watch, if you don't mind Li ella said. ' By all means Vushu nodded. ' Eris and Elida  flew past them.
 Ratchet had caught up to Angela, much to Angelas surprise. " Heh, so you weren't left in the dust ' Angeka shook her head ' Try the triple booster button Sasha said " It goes from 0 to to 5000 in a second.."
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"Kovu gets to own both of us," Kiara grinned cheekily. As they went inside this chapel, they saw a bunch of coupless coming out of it, grins on their faces. In each case, one member of the couple was wearing an emblem that had the face of the other on it, implying just who was the dominant one in each case.

"We might be needing this," the future queen said, pulling out a photo of Kovu.


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A couple was currently getting a " partnership certificate" from a local official." Hello ladies said a female attendant as Sima came up to them. " what Can I do for you?' Well, We'd like to sign a partnership agreement between us. well theres 3 in the arrangement, although theres going to be more than 3 in the future. " i see the clerk said writing it down. " and who are the partners in this relationship?" I'm Sima Thats kiara and the make is Kovu. He's not present, he's away on business' sima Said, looking around " partnership dresses are hanging up in the side room. Once you  get them on, we'll have some more paper work to fill out.' the Clerk said to both girls.
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 there are 3 questions? do you accept the Great ozai as your foundation? Do you accept the Great ozai, as your guiding lIght? and, finally do you accept the Great Ozai as your eternal Teacher? Vishnu said " There are other questions, ( normally  at least 30 of them ) but those 3 are the main ones "
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Kiara and Sima soon  saw what the partnership dresses were like. "These look amazing," the princess awed, "And they even have your size," she told the lioness from the sumo planet. After they were both fitted in ones they wanted, another clerk came forward. "Do you know who you want to be the dominant one in this partnership?" he asked with some paper work ready.

"We sure do," Kiara affirmed.

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"We can do an unofficial trial run of the ceremony right now if you wish," a Mawashiian shrine attendant offered to Vushu and the lions. "Practice makes perfect, after all." The shrine worker was a sumo hyena.


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not right now' Vitani replied, shaking her head. Besides it would on the ship, and we're nowhere near the ship. " thats fine " Vushu said, will give you time to come up with replies. Li ella can serve as a witness.
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first though we need to get made up for the ceremony' Sima smiled, My claws are getting long too she added, looking at them." she took a cope of the contract, which formed a 10 year partnership, and began to read it." just fill it out when you are ready the clerk said>' come on kiara lets go get ready' She smirked.
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"You got it," Kiara nodded, and the two went into a special room. Workers at the chapel began applying makeup and giving the girls claw manicures and pedicures. "They're going all out on this," she complimented. She watched as Sima was given the same treatment.

When the two exited the room, they were all made up and ready for the next phase of the ceremony. They were given pens to fill out the contract.


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sima and Kiara both had mirror placed in front of them so they could look  at themselves and each other " whoa! Kiara! you look AMAZINg! Sima gasped. " if Kovu were actually here you'd give him a heart attack!" SIma gazed into the mirror and looked at herself. the girls were, as stated already smoking hot, but now they were even more so. both girls were wearing dark red lipstick, as well as light pink rouge on their cheeks which helped highlight their eyes. Sima, wore gold earrings, Kiara silver. their claws sparkled from a kind of varnish the makeup people had out their hand and feet claws.Sima wrote " kovu in the "leader" line in the contract
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Kiara also wrote Kovu under the "leader" part of the contract.

"You both agreed on who the leader in this partnership should be," the clerk noted to the pair, "What are the reasons you feel as such."

Kiara turned to Sima with an excited smirk on her face. "Where do we start....." she began to say.


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we could spend hours and pages describing why' sima said, but we leave it at 5. Virility, Charm, intellect, physical attractiveness and lastly well, he's a dynamo in bed.  One look at a picture of him, as you'll see first hand. Kiara do you have a picture of our Don Juan?  Sima smirked as she wrote down the aforementioned reasons for Kovu, as well as a short explanation for each of the 5 reasons. " and Kiara we need to make so, henceforth, if any other girl try to hit on you in any way, I have your total permission to turn them  into a pretzel  or dump them into the nearest garbage.Agreed?"
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"Or considering your size, squash them into pancakes," Kiara chuckled to Sima as she signed the documents. The clerk looked please at all this finished paperwork.

"I can declare you all the submissives to Kovu's dominant," she declared.


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excellent . Prissy pancakes ' sima grinned, as she signed her contract, then handed the pen to Kiara for her to sign. " the ceremony will be in 15 minutes or so, theres a couple of couples ahead of you. " So go wait in the waiting room' the clerk said. " alright Kiara, lets go wait our turn. We should discuss modeling, like clothes, poses, what we call ourselves, who manages- scratch that. Dream Boat can manage us " Sima grinned.
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"In fact, we should have Kovu be the theme of our model career," Kiara suggested to the sumo lioness. "We'll make brown and black be our specific colors, maybe green cause of his lovely eyes. We're goddesses looks wise, we'll make it work."


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Great idea gal " Sima beamed. " making his colors a thing in this galaxy would go a long way to making us a ton of money. I don't know about you Kiara, but having  money is always a good thing. Remember that cologne idea he had? well We could spray each other with different colognes , all the while looking goddess and react to his ' divine' smells. Of course, having our own colognes would be part of the deal. " sima said.
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"The three of us will be universally famous! And most importantly, Kovu will be universally famous," Kiara sighed happily, as other dominant and subservient partners came and went out of their quick ceremonies. Their turn soon arrived. Kiara took out the photo of Kovu she had to use for this.


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That goes without saying, Kiara. We become famous, he becomes famous. course, his colognes will make him famous before we gain notice in modeling" Sima said as the last couple before them left the room. Sima put  arm around Kiara, and took her claw in hers ' Hold tight to Dreamy's photo" She said, as the lioness pair walked up to a official "So you are the #-way partnership? where is the male?' absent unfortunately. Sima said.' Do you have some image of him. like a hologram? the official said. " show him , Kiara " Sima said.
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"Here he is," Kiara nodded, showing them the photo of Kovu, which had him making a handsome expression in it. "He's the dominant one in this pairing," she said to the one running the ceremony.  They had everything the official would require.


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I can transform this into a hologram' the official said " it will even talk like your partner " he said. " in a flash a life like image of Kovu, appeared in-between Kiara and Sima>" Hello girls ' the hologram said. " Damn, thats real good Sima said approvingly " technology is a wonderful thing ' the official said " Lets begin the bonding ceremony. " He turned to Kiara " Do you accept this male as your dominant partner, and this female as your fellow submissive?
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"I accept," Kiara nodded, leaning forward and kissing the hologram on the lips, even if they couldn't actually make physical contact like this. Nevertheless, it still felt good to her, and she stepped back to allow Sima to have her turn.