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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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"Oh, we do in an extra special way on our birthdays," Kiara giggled in a cryptic way. "Anyways Kopa, you know that I like fine meat dishes. If there's any gazelle or wildebeest available, I'll gladly take that. If not, look for the finest meat dishes being offered from the Mawashiian shops."

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At the park, when the 4 friends sat down to have a little snack, Oliver noticed something. "Is it just me," the kitten mewed, "Or do those two ladies at that table over there look like witches?"

Indeed, sitting at another table were two witches, named Yvette and Donna. Yvette was rather round while Donna was skinny in stature. "Hey Yvette," Donna said to the witch who was eating cupcakes, "I see some kittens."


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there aren't any mawashiian shops around here, nor do they have wildebeest or gazelle" Kopa said with a sigh. " this world has all sorts of strange stuff, like fried Zgrute legs, Agorian Arms and even failed contestant fricassee , courtesy of the Vox battleplex. i'll get you some of each, see if you like any of it. also got you a big gift, so don;t say i don't spoil my little sister. i'm going to order the biggest cake i can get my claws on, and also tell the rest f the team to get you stuff, like tickets to the local space opera, these fungoid folks around here say its good."
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luca finished the hole in 3, while Tigress tallied up the score. " now, I think we agreed on to go be a hole by hole tally" Tigress said, now lets see, hmm. you won  the first 4 holes, that we didn't end up with tie scores, and since hole 9, i've won 5 holes, including this one, so its 5 holes for me, 4 for you, and 6 ties. i also have the only hole in one. so as of yet, i lead in both ways of measuring, either 1up, or up 6 shots, and up a hole in one to boot.' well this is best of 3  luca said, so i wouldn't go counting up your winnings just yet. theres still 3 holes to play. and theres regular golf yet.' true, that will quite a mess ' Tigeress laughed. ' should we put a cap on hots, say 10 per hole for that? " definitely " Luca agreed. otherwise we'd both take like 300 shots to finish. At least tiger would get a laugh out of it, same for my mom alamaron and my Dad sunstar " tigeress said.
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"We've never had familiars before," Donna pointed out to Yvette, "This is our best chance. Let's go ask them, my big friend." The two witches then walked over to where the kittens and young wolves were eating at.

"Yes?" Oliver asked, eating a sandwich.

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"And also, make attendance to my birthday party mandatory," Kiara laughed jokingly, "But seriously, see how many you can get. I would really appreciate it."


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Quote from: Nick22 on Aug 7 2017, 01:10:56 PM
somewhat' young pyro said. 'its  Each stone has a different value. with the best being 5 spikes on all 4 sides.  which are very rare, and basically can't be beaten, as all you can do is match them. there are 9 spaces.  the player covering more of the spaces at the end, wins. " Gabuna beat Korin 6-3 to win the second game and win the match. Korin got up from her seat and motioned to the lowest 2 miners ' its all yours guys ' Gabuna said as she got from her seat. Dulcy and ember were  playing a game of Warfang 5 square, which involved jumping into a square, and either casting a fireball into the next one, or your opponents square.
_ vitani won the second game of prey chess, and smirked ' all level now.' she said. why don't we take a break for a snack ' she asked. ' i'll let you choose what we eat.
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Kiyo smiled ' great idea dear. i'll go apply at some of the bars and see if there is any interest. i'll head out there right now' she said, getting her things.

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 Luca walked to the main lobby where there was a phone.' she dialed in the number Tigeress had given her to contact them. Luca Dialed the number and Tigeress soon answered ' Hi Luca.  Whats up? " Well. i'm just checking in, as requested. We're in the middle of a short break between movies.' Ah, a movie night. Is Flash behaving herself?" Yes she is, girl is a sweetie, drinks soda like its a rare entree though. She's had at least 5 Diet cokes.Big ones " gets that from me " Tigeress laughed. " Are you okay in terms of money? '  I should have enough for the rest of the night. I was thinking about having a mom's night out, once we leave . You up for that?' Sure. ' Tigeress said. ' what do have in mind?" well dinner, and something fun.. 'Luca said. " hmm. mini-golf ' Tigeress said. ' Cynder played it, so four legs can play, you just use your front legs to hit the ball. We could have some fun wagers, like, how many  shots it will take us .. like 10 per hole ' Tigeress laughed. and she could hear Luca laughing on the other end " You're on. Hole in ones net you, um.. ' we're not getting any holes in one. we're not getting par.  we're likely not getting within 5 shots of par.if we can get under 10 thats great. if you can do better than me, i'll take you book shopping.  1 book per hole, up to 18, assuming you win all the holes.' You'd really get me that many books?" Luca started.

 "Sure  i'm not hurting for money' Tigeress said. " Thanks. I don't have much money myself, besides what you and Tiger pay me. SO my wager will have to be simple, and free. If you win, Ill um, kiss you on the lips ' Luca said. "a kiss, per hole won. ' ' alright' Tigeress nodded ' but surely theres morello the wager  than that. ' oh.. Um.. So you want an Equal bet?' Of course. A kiss is not the same value as a book.' You can read a book over and over.  A kiss is a one time thing, sure you can kiss someone more than once, but each kiss is different.  Not that I'm turning it down, but thats more of an add-on, than an  stand alone wager. " Well, so what would you consider of equal value?' Hmm. if i win , you splurge for some time at the beach. an hour per hole won, up to 18. 'ok, books vs beach time. 'sounds more even' Luca said. ' for secondary bet, i'll throw in drinks of your choice. so books and drinks, vs beach time and kisses. ' Tigeress said. i'll let you choose the course.  we can do it on the ship, or try the golf courses on the planet. or if you want something easier, we can just do mini golf. at least there, we have chances at getting a hole in one." Tigers said. 'we'll do 2 out of 3 ' Luca said. 'its mostly about fun, anyway. a time for us to relax , after watching the girls, and you saving the world." Its on.' Tigeress said. " I'll get things for Tiger and the girls too,  Tiger likes these  Monster World Games. and Flash and mona love toys." theres a book, i'm been meaning to get Mona. How to be a wolf Lady" " Haven't read that one.' Tigeress said " Its by Mrs Big Bad wolf" Luca said.
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 The Library was evacuated  of its holdings when tonfon's population was rescued. So I'llhave to send someone to the Spire to look through the records ' Stripetail said as the guards approached him.  " this way, wizard ' the guards said, motioning with his hand ' thank you, Your majesty. " Stripetail said to King Wo, before turning to the guards ' Lead the way Gentlemen ' Stripetail said calmly.
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yvette smiled as she looked at the four young kids. "We're looking for familiars and of you kids interested?its mostly waking me up or fetching me food,or looking  intimidating. we don't live in the same area or need the same things. take skinny here. she loves  salads.
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korin flew over to where Gabuna was.' Hey Gabuna. i'm headed off to try another round of mini golf? wanna come? sure ' Gabuna said turning to the others."i'll catch up to you guys later. "
- that means 6 kisses and 6 hours of beach time for you, and 4 books and drinks fr me'Luca said tallying it up as they went to the 16th.
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"And flabby here loves donuts and cakes," Donna smiled. "The job's not hard at all. In fact for many hours a day, you'd probably get paid for just lounging around."

"That sounds like something I could do," Oliver noted, "I've read stories about witches having cats for familiars."

"That's the spirit," Donna grinned.

Ollie thought the offer over. "How do we sign up?"


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just write on the paper here. It specified  payment terms, sleeping arrangement and bowls of milk " yvette said pulling a piece of paper pop midair " normally, for this sort of thing, we pay in food, but if you want coin, well, we can swing that to. it will be in Witchtopia coin though, and I don't know how that translates here, was never good at a checkbook, thats beanpoles thing , she said jerking a witching thumb at Donna. " so sign away kitties " she cackled.
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Oliver and Ollie nodded, then wrote their names and put their paw prints on the papers. "What are the jobs we will have to do as familiars?" Oliver asked.

"And who gets who?" Ollie addressed, "It says here you're hiring us separately."

"I'll take you," Donna smiled to Ollie, "And my lardbutt friend will hire the other."


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figures skinny would take the thin one " yvette said " guess that means you're with me" she said to Oliver " For now I need you to run to the stall over thee and look at see what magical supplies they have. I'm running low on magic broom powder ' Yvette said " get back in 10 minutes and theres a skinny coin in it for you" she said to Oliver.
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"Coming right up, mistress," Oliver nodded. The kitten scampered over to the aforementioned magic shop. When he checked the powder section, he found the precise type Yvette was looking for.

Donna turned to Ollie. "I need you to find where new cauldrons are. Fatso over here broke my last one."

"You got it," Ollie nodded.

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Nick the fox and some of his employees were passing out drinks to the locals. "This is gonna make us so much money..." he grinned.


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Elida and Eris flew towards  a island where there was a long   tether-slide for adventurous sorts to ride  well getting a good view of the scenery below.
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Well guys. Mona and I are going to  go swimming in the wave pool ' Flash said ' good luck with your jobs.' she beamed.
Yvette beamed as she saw the powder " good work. in the extra large size as well. heres some money, as promised.. Now.. ge some rash power for thin skin over there, she needs it for her special brand of soap.
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"Where will I be staying while I work as your familiar, mistress?" Oliver asked before he left to get the needed ingredients.

"I found a cauldron," Ollie informed Donna, who looked pleased at that development.

She playfully poked Yvette's stomach. "Now, with this new one, I can make sure tub o' lard here doesn't go hungry."


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you wont be staying with us yvette said ' we will simply call you or summon you when you are needed.
- Tigerees won the final 3 holes and won by a total of 10 shots. Round 1 to me " she grinned to Luca as they walked off the last hole. Tigress ring glowed red " hi Tigress" kopa said " I'm having a birthday party for Kiara. could you and Luca get something for her? it doesn't have to be big.." Well sure" Tigress said " we'll get gift cards" Luca said." great, Great. Get cards that Kiara can use for Food " kopa said.
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"I should change into something nice for my birthday party," Kiara told Sima. "As royalty, I have access to tons of dresses, you know." She showed Sima her room's closet, which had many outfits hung up. "Or, would it be better to dress like I do back home-ie not at all."

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"Sure thing," Oliver nodded to the fat witch, "Does that mean I can go play now?"


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I think you should wear something nice ' sima said. I imagine you'll have a number of guests at it, so going naked is probably not a good idea."
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 goo ahead Yvete said, taking him a button. When i need you, that button will glow.
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"Yes mistress," Oliver nodded, and went to join his friends. "I work for a witch," he said proudly, showing Flash and Mona the button Yvette gave him. "She's real nice, too."

Ollie then came over, his first task from Donna finished. "How about we go to the Ozai Go-kart track the Mawashiians set up here?" he suggested.


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we;re not going to do that" Mona shook her head. " i'd rather just hang out in the wave pool.
_ we're on vacation Ollie" Flash said firmly.
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"You're right," Ollie nodded, "Let's see more of what this place has to offer."

"And maybe get a bite to eat," Oliver nodded.

Ollie let out a laugh. "You have an appetite like those bigger cats or dogs, I swear...."


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Kota gathered most of the team in the Resort Dance Club where he had reserved half of the Club for Kiaras party.  Tigers entered and carried a  birthday card ( which also contained money) and put in on the pile. a huge cake stood in the middle of the table surrounded by presents. Li'ella Vitani and sima were chatting at a table with  Eris Elida and Plux. Gabuna, Agumina, Agumon and Gabumon were  flipping through songs, looking for ones Kiara liked.  Sasha Angela, Ratchet and Clank had dropped off a holographic birthday wishes before heading out to the Nundac asteroid ring. Kovu had done the same before leaving for Mukow.. Wendy Flurrie, Gombette, Goombella and Toadette were all chatting happily at a table with young and Old Spyro, Ember and Skylands. Warfang Korin  Dulcy and Samia were showing off some dragon dance moves on the dance floor, Dulcy danced with warfang, and Korin with Samia.
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"Thank you everyone for coming," Kiara smiled as she arrived at her party and looked out. No expense was spared, the celebration was quite fancy. "The ice sculpture in the shape of me was a nice touch," the future queen grinned.

She looked at the holographic message Kovu left. It had special technology like that used as the dominance ceremony, to allow certain degrees of physical interaction with one. "Thanks for sending this Kovu," she complimented.


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well Sis, you got quite a haul "Kopa said as he came up with a large tray of median City meats " here, the resort has a huge selection of meats from across the galaxy.' he said setting the tray done. "the hologram of Kovu smiled at Kiara ' sorry I'm going to miss your party dear, but I only get one shot at getting this cologne idea approved by the arena.  Just have fun, and save me a slice of cake.see you in a couple days" the hologram  then vanished.
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