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"You think you may want extra help?" Jason asked.  

"Yea, I can think of a few friends who would want to help." Brooklyn said, meaning themselves in their ranger forms.  



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i have my magic Stripetail said and my team has thier protectiver armor
_ which we are still getting used to" Kopa pointed on. I have my claws and strength and mystic training " he vounteered
_ I've got my claws teeth, and hunting talents. ok i'm not as good as aVitani is at hunting.. but hey I outrank her.. so meh' kiara said.
I've got my wrench and assortment of weapons Ratchet said " Ratchet we are not going in there guns blazing Angela said lets think logically here..
_ i've got my poison fear wind and shodw breaths Cynder said
- Angel can sing " angel said twistiung her tenacles together..
- any help will be appreciated Stripetail said " if you can contact your friends, please do so.
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"oh, I think they will be easy to contact, and they have their own vehicles also." Jason said glancing at Brooklyn for a moment.


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(Out of Ponyville)

The CMC had left Ponyville, after having obtained a compass and a map and were already on their way to Bridlehem "So uh, how long is it until we get there?" Scrootaloo asked as she continued to drive her scooter.

Sweeite Belle looked up ahead and saw a sign, saying that it was at least 2 miles left "Not long by the looks of it" she spoke up.

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(Town square)

Fluttershy looked at what everyone else was doing as she just remained silent for now, glancing in Pinkie's direction, but still not talking to her friend right now, the thought of what had happened earlier on, still lingering in the back of her mind.


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Captain Carson hopped in the driver's seat of the machine gun armed dune buggy and started the engine.

The ODIN trooper got on the repulsorsled with the cannon on it.

"All right, let's go ready to rock and roll!" Captain Carson shouted.

Twilight and Rarity squeezed themselves into back seat of the rocket pod armed dune buggy. An ordinary soldier was driving the vehicle.

Applejack hopped in the repulsorsled that carried Ms. Swimmer. "It's like one of the wagons at mah farm! Only you don't need to pull it."

Deimos got in the driver's seat and started the engine.

"Pinkie! Trixie! Fluttershy, we don't got all day!" Rainbow Dash shouted from the back seat of Captain Carson's dune buggy.

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Pinkie Pie bounded over to the dune buggy and jumped in as Fluttershy followed suit.  Trixie on the other hand though, just seemed to give off a light sigh as she just looked at everyone for a moment before she too finally squeezed into where Twilight and Rarity were.

"This is not going to go well...." Trixie mumbled to herself, glancing to Twilight before resting her head on Twilight's shoulder "Trixie should not be so negative....but Trixie just feels like it wont end all that well..."

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(Outside Bridlehem)

The CMC soon stopped outside Bridlehem "So, is there a plan for what we're suppose to be doing?" Apple Bloom asked her friends.

Scootaloo thought for a moment before she was interupted by Sweetie Belle whom pulled out a saddlebag and in turn, tipped out what she had packed inside it.

"I borrowed these from my sister, I'm sure she wont mind if we use 'em, I just figured that if we're going to go and save the day, then we need to look like....er, soldiers, you know, with the um....war paint stuff on our faces, to make us look all serious and scary" Sweetie Belle grinned as she applied war paint to her own face.

Soon, the three Crusaders had finished appling the war paint, and in turn, did look....somewhat terrifying.

"Yeah....so what's the plan again?" Apple Bloom asked Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle looked ahead as she thought on it some "We, since we got the war paint on, I guess we can now head into the city and try and find these troopes...."

Scootaloo arched an eyebrow "Let me guess, you haven't even thought this through....haven't you?"

"Well, not exactly...." Sweetie Belle replied back rather sheepishly.


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Twilight nuzzled Trixie. "I'm sure everything will turn out just fine. We've got the aliens helping us."

Captain Carson took point with her dune buggy. The rest of the convoy began moving out towards the location that Twilight had helpfully provided. The sound of jets overhead alerted them to the fact that the living planes had decided to follow.

"Thought y'all might need some back up," Captain Fairchild said as he cruised over the convoy.

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(Bridlehem)

The outskirts of Bridlehem were rather dirty and drab. Puddles of filthy water lay on the street with garbage and other detritus of city life. Warehouses and factories with windows shuttered lined the streets. The skies overhead were a dull grey, threatening rain; the pollution was too much for the Pegasus ponies to deal with so they just let the weather run on its own.

Homeless ponies wandered the streets or begged for food or bits. Some of the ponies in the narrow alleyways hawked drugs or sexual services.

A dingy 24 hour conveinence store appeared to be the only open building in the area.

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Trixie did at least, smile back at Twilight as she returned the nuzzle to her "Trixie does know that....but Trixie still just can't help shake the feeling is all....Trixie knows that her Twilight is good with magic....but she also knows that Trixie isn't as good with magic....even Rarity is better than Trixie with magic....Trixie only knows how to use her magic to show off with...." she spoke, head still resting on Twilight's shoulder.

It was as if Trixie was just getting herself to believe that she would be the cause of their failure in the mission at hand.

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(Bridlehem)

Scootaloo seemed to had stormed off ahead, a bit annoyed that Sweetie Belle hadn't even formulated a real plan in the end.  Sweetie Belle looked at Apple Bloom, whom didn't seem to say anything back, as the filly unicorn sighed.

Her eyes did gaze at the convinience store that was open and in turn, she trotted inside and up to the store owner, a smile upon her face "Um hi....can you help us by any chance? We're trying to find some aliens that were apprantly bought here....but we don't exactly know where they are, and we were wondering if you knew-"

Sweetie Belle was cut off as Apple Bloom pulled her away.  Her gazed turned to her friend, whom was sitting down just inches away from her face "What was that for? I was going to ask for help"

"Yeah....but if this is suppose to be a secret rescue mission, then we shouldn't be going around asking everypony about it....kinda ruins the secret part of things, dontcha think?" Apple Bloom asked back with a slight grin upon her face.

"Well....yeah...." Sweetie Belle trailed off "I just figured that it would be good to at least get an idea on where the aliens are being held is all" she added in with a bit of a smile.


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Jason looked around.  "looks like everyone is heading out, we should also.  If we are not in the combat we'll be monitoring things long distance." Jason said, giving an explanation in case they showed up and remained in ranger form.  

"Yea, we'll have things to do." Brooklin said before the 2 of them went to where the tardis was and went into it.  

The others had gathered in the kitchen and had put away their stuff once they had finished eating their breakfast, while watching the goings on.  

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"I guess we should go too." Sara said as she put away her cellphone.


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(Bridlehem)

"Hey, where did Scootaloo go anyway?" Sweetie Belle asked Apple Bloom.

"She went off ahead, I told her I'd meet up with her once I would go and get you back.  I guess she's annoyed that you hadn't thought of a proper plan" Apple Bloom replied back.

"I said I was sorry!" Sweetie Belle snapped back a bit.

"No you didn't" Apple Bloom corrected her.

"Well....I was going to say sorry...." Sweetie Belle replied with a small sigh, mumbling a little.

"No you weren't....you didn't even say sorry for when you kissed me!" Apple Bloom retaliated back.

Sweetie Belle looked to the side "That's only because I didn't have any regrets in kissing you....I wanted to do that"

"Oh" Apple Bloom replied as the two went silent again.

After a small pause with neither of them talking, Apple Bloom just sighed "Okay....I guess you can kiss me again....if you want to...."

Sweetie Belle didn't even seem to hessitate with what her friend had said and in turn, she gave her a kiss, right upon the lips.


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STripetail guided the repulsor sled his staf ensconed in a sheath slung across his back. " Once we get there, my friends, activate your armor. we are going to use force.."
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So to the point hen Direct.. but efective' Kiara said. Cynder flew on above them lkooking ashead for anthing to report back to them
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 The remaining omniderate who whad not gone with stripetail on the rescue mission, were fast asleep. Scooby was dreaming about a nice cruise in the carribean complete with an all you could eat buffet..
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Sara took to the air and remained near Tarrax.   She looked around to see if there were any enemies around.  

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Jason and Brooklyn went to the kitchen.  

"Looks like we'll be going into action sooner then some of us expected." Brooklyn said.

"Cool." Gnash said.  

"And in our ranger forms.  That should give us an advantage then if we were to fight in our normal forms." Jason said.

"Will we get to ride those cool sky cycles." Gnash said.

"Sure, that would be a good idea.  We'll be able to go faster since the windscreens will protect our eyes from the high velocity air." Jason said.  

"And the sensors may prove useful also." Velma said.

"Shall we?" Jason said, The others went into the position and Jason summoned his omni morpher, which appeared on his left forearm as he said the usual "It's morphin time." The others summoned their morphers and morphed.  Once they were morphed they headed out to the room where the sky cycles were kept.  

"Cool, I always like riding these." Gnash said looking at the skycycles, each one a different color the same as the ranger that normally rode on them.

"It is pretty cool." Brooklyn said.

"It's better then walking.' Velma said.  

They were motorcycles, but had no wheels since they were capable of flight.  They also had windscreens and the normal position was for the driver to be bent low over it, & giving the overall shape more aerodynamic.  

They folks got on their sky cycles.  The tardis had switched its location a bit during this & it's shape, so the rangers would not be seen since it made sure no one was around, and it had changed it's shape so the sky cycles could easily exit the new size of the door in their usual formation, as well as the exit leading to the exit of the tardis instead of them having to go to the current active control room first.


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(Bridlehem)

The cashier gave a strange look to the three fillies.

"Kids," he muttered. "If they're not trying to rob the place, they're always loitering or shoplifting."

A laborer from one of the nearby factories entered and purchased a bag of potato chips and a fruit smoothie.

The cashier rung up the order.

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Scootaloo had wandered deeper into the industrial heart of Bridlehem. Around her were run down buildings and factories. A large seemingly deserted lot overgrown with grass and weeds and surrounded by derelict buildings was the highlight of this area.

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"So any hope of Stripetail and his crew getting here?" the ordinary soldier asked as he sat down in his cage.

"Just keep waiting," Mr. Bigmouth said.

"Yeah, we got them. That'll be 350,000 bits for the ape and 500,000 bits for the lizard," one of the poachers said.

"I'll come back in a few hours with my ponies and a carriage to pick them up," an unseen pony said.

The sound of a heavy door closing could be heard.

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(En route to Bridlehem)

Ms. Swimmer sat on the sled as it sped towards the city of Bridlehem. Her sled carried additional tools, weapons and ammunition.

"We're approaching!" Rainbow Dash said.

"I hope this won't turn into a messy affair," Rarity said.

"Rarity, if it's a rescue mission, we're gonna get dirty!" Applejack said with a laugh.

"Weapons and equipment prepared?" Deimos shouted from his sled. His rifle has slung across his back. Pinkie Pie served as the gunner for the party cannon strapped to the back of the sled.

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(ooc: The folowing may have a bit of a Squick factor to it, depending if you want to interpret it that way or not)

Apple Bloom soon snapped out of her small trance as she was being kissed and pushed Sweetie Belle away lightly, blushing slighty as she did so "Come on, maybe we should go find Scootaloo" she quickly spoke up as she turned, trotting off.

Sweetie Belle followed her friend back outside, walking beside her as she did stay silent for a moment until she grabbed Apple Bloom by the tail and dragged her off to the side, into an alleyway "Sorry, but um, if we're going to find Scootaloo again....shouldn't we now get a plan together?"

"Like what?" Apple Bloom asked back as she sat down, a bit annoyed that she was pulled away like that.

Though Sweetie Belle had to think on that a little bit more.  But instead of answering Apple Bloom's question about a plan, she instead, asked her friend her very own question "Yeah...um....did you like that kiss?" she asked her rather hopefully.

"It was....nice...." Apple Bloom blushed again rather lightly.

Sweetie Belle again, thought on it a little more "You know, I could do....something else for you, something I kinda....learnt about.  All you have to do is lay down on your back" she smiled to her.

"Well....okay...." Apple Bloom replied as she did just that, laying upon her back "So um.....what now?" she asked, only to gasp a little, feeling Sweetie Belle's tounge run along her crotch, to which she quickly crossed her legs "Sweetie Belle!" she called to her friend, rather suprised by what she had done to her.

Sweetie Belle just smiled back still, yet, did groan a little bit "You have to relax, otherwise you'll ruin it!"

"Yeah, but....how did you know what to do?" Apple Bloom asked back, her legs still crossed for a moment before she did end up relaxing, uncrossing her legs as she looked at her friend, waiting for an answer.

"Oh...you know...." Sweetie Belle shook her head a little bit "But you have to relax....please?"

Apple Bloom sighed back "Fine..." she did just that, relaxing somewhat, deciding to at least trust her friend to know what to do.

Sweetie Belle smiled back a little again as she ran her tounge across Apple Bloom's crotch, listning to her friend as she did gasp a little, seeming to smile to herself a little "I just hope I can do this right...." she muttered to herself as she continued to run her tounge along Apple Bloom's crotch.

Apple Bloom squirmed a little as she was starting to enjoy the feeling what Sweetie Belle was doing to her, starting to murmer away.  But then, she gasped again as she felt Sweetie Belle's tounge slide inside her.

Sweetie Belle grinned a little by that point as she continued to probe around inside Apple Bloom, starting to feel her friend getting wet, which just caused Sweetie Belle to grin away still.

Apple Bloom in turn, started to moan away with what Sweetie Belle was doing to her, feeling herself getting wetter still "So...this is why the grown-ups do this.....it's a nice feeling...." she murmered to Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle continued to probe within Apple Bloom still, starting to taste her friends juices "Mmm...." she murmered herself.

Apple Bloom could feel her own juices starting to leak out, now not wanting her friend to stop, she did indeed, want Sweetie Belle to keep on doing what she was doing.  But soon, in a few moments flat, her orgasm had been reached and in turn, her juices being squirted out upon Sweetie Belle's face as she in turn, just panted away, her tounge hanging out to the side a little.

Sweetie Belle smiled back as she removed her tounge from Apple Bloom as she licked her lips somewhat "Wow, I managed to pull it off right"

"What....what do you mean by....'right'?" Apple Bloom asked her friend back, arching an eyebrow somewhat.

"Um, don't worry about it" Sweetie Belle still smiled back....until they were interupted by an "ahem".  her head turned to see Scootaloo standing there, mouth agape a little.

Scootaloo had seen most of what had been going on between the two of them "Yeah....I came to find you guys again, but then....you were doing what the grown-ups do and....yeah....I don't know if I'll be able to unsee that, or if that's a good thing or not"

"Oh, you saw it..." Apple Bloom blushed a little.

"With the noise you were making, wasn't that hard to figure it all out in the end" Scootaloo rolled her eyes at that point as she glanced to Sweetie Belle "And you've got a little something on your face there"

Sweetie Belle gasped a little as she started to wipe away at her face, frantic to get Apple Bloom's juices off her face before afterwards, just smiling away "Well, we were going to go and look for you Scootaloo...but we kinda got....distracted"

"Really, I had no idea" Scootaloo rolled her eyes again as she sat down "But I've got an idea on where the aliens could be, I was just having a wander ahead and I did come across....I think it was an industrial district of this place....well, it sure looked like it"


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the group slowly headed towards the forest and soon came upon the dead body of a unicorn a gaping hole in its chest indicated it had been shot, a spent casing nearby showed that it came from a rifle ' probably Mr Bigmouths doing' stripetail said as he stooped to look at the body, silver blood pooled near the wound..it glowed a bit under the influence of Stripetail's magic
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Unfortunately, the perimeter alert had been triggered and a guard approached the three fillies.

"Hey," he said, "this is a restricted area! Get out before I call the Bridlehem PD!"

Little did they know, the industrial lot they were in was the entrance of Bridlehem's largest black market where everything from illegal weapons to banned magical reagents were sold. The "guard" was actually one of black marketeers. Advanced cloaking and jamming spells hid the entrance to the market and the market itself was protected by high powered spell scramblers and stealth generators. A flash teleportation system was capable of warping the entire market away, leaving an empty lot and a few dingy buildings.

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(En route to Bridlehem)

"One question," Dr. Zanasiu said. "How do we find out where Mr. Bigmouth is being held?"

Captain Carson continued driving. "Well, I would assume he'd be located in an unsavory part of town. So we might need to get acquainted with the underworld."

Deimos looked at the trees surrounding the area they were in. Most of them were scorched or marked with bullet holes. "You're right, I think we're heading the right way."

"We are," Twilight interjected. "This road leads straight to Bridlehem."

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dulcy tossed a turned in her sleep buping periodically into samia , who awoke after being bumped into a dozen times. 'Can't you keep still? she asked pushing Dulcy away and waking her up.. "What was that for? " I'm trying to sleep Dulcy,and you're buping into me.." Samia sighed.. I'm going to get up and get some breakfast.. Can't get any sleep with you around..
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 I'm used to getting into rather messy areas "angela said from her sled
 Better be ready for anything Ratchet said gripping and his wrench and gazing into the distance as the sleds sped by.. " so these guys sells creatures for profit? Kiara said " Yes unfortunately slavery has not been extinguished in the cosmos, its a very lucerative underworld business Stripetail said.,
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(Bridlehem)

"So....what do we do now?" Apple Bloom asked as the three of them started to back up.

"RUN!" Scootaloo shouted as she turned and rushed off, while Sweetie Belle rushed off in another direction while Apple Bloom rushed ahead, ducking between the legs of the guard and running off.  The three fillies had split up in order to escape, each of them having no clue as to where they were going.

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(En Route to Bridlehem)

Trixie looked to Twilight "Trixie has to know....does Twilight have a plan as to what to do? Or....are we all just going to run in, the aliens firing their....things and it all is made up as we go along?" Trixie questioned as she shook her head "Because that wouldn't be the best idea....."

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Pinkie Pie had climbed out of the moving vehicle and on top of said vehicle in order to hold onto her party cannon.  Her front hoof pulled to her face as she tried to figure out where they were going "Hmm...." she thought as she started to fiddle with the settings on her party cannon.

Fluttershy just sat there, inside the vehicle as she looked to Rainbow Dash and Applejack "Pinkie Pie left....she headed to her cannon I think....somepony should see if she needs help....." she paused for a moment "But not me....I'm....not talking to her...."


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Scootaloo happened to run into one of the cloaking devices, temporarily disabling it.

All of a sudden, an entrance opened up in one of the derelict buildings, revealing a large square filled with black marketeers.

"Get the three fillies!" the "guard" shouted. He then ran after Scootaloo.

"Maybe we'll get some cash if we sell her to a factory or something," a silver Unicorn said as her horn glowed.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders were soon surrounded again and back together again, backs up against each other "I'm starting to think that this wasn't the best idea in the end...." Sweetie Belle muttered a little bit.

"You think?" Scootaloo asked rather sarcastically as she rolled her eyes lightly.

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(En Route to Bridlehem)

Pinkie Pie had finished what she was doing on her party cannon as she ducked from a branch that they had aalmost hit before poking her head into the vehicle to Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Fluttershy "It's done" was all she said before poking her head up again and in turn....was knocked off the vehicle by another incoming branch she had failed to notice.

She fell to the ground, rolling over a few times before getting up as she watched the vehicles driving off, as if they had no clue that she had been knocked off "Hey! Wait up!" she called out to them as she started to bound off after them.

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Fluttershy sighed, taking a deep breath as she moved to the window and glanced outside "Pinkie, maybe....you should get in before...." she stopped as she realized that Pinkie was no longer on the roof of the vehicle and pulled her head inside, glancing to the other two "Pinkie's gone, she's not with her party cannon anymore"

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Trixie looked to Twilight again, then to the side once more "By the way Twilight.....Trixie is also worried that she wont be able to be much help either.  Trixie does keep on telling Twilight that her magic isn't as powerful as Twilight's is....last time Trixie tried to help out, she didn't do anything....useful...."