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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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No, to both questions>' panda King said " if I knew where she was I would tell you. Now lets enjoy our vacation"
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 Sima groaned and moaned as she  rubbed her body and butt against Kiaras. She reached out to hold onto to Kiara to keep her balance.  Great, girls, great" kovu nodded approvingly, as he touched both girls buns.." I am the luckiest lion in the Pridelands, he purred.
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"Not just the Pride Lands, but all of the Serengeti, if not Africa," Kiara added as she maintained her balance in this delicate dance.

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"I'm so glad we got off Clockwerk," Bentley said, "That planet was a mechanical nightmare....."


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Sima, Twisted to look at Kovu, trimming as he rubbed her butt ' does this please you, my dear prince?' Of course, my lovely Sima" Kovu purred. " Give me goosebumps you two. To think, i have some lovely ladies dancing for me..' He added.
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 mona and Flash  climbed ito a small, hot tub for kids..' Ah.. this is good. hot, but good ' Flash said. In this tub there floated toys, such as a boats, and balls.
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Oliver came back with his swimsuit and an inflatable pool toy. "I'm back guys," he said to his friends as he joined in the hot tub.


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Captain Carson was back in her suite after a relaxing swim. She looked at the expensive champagne that was placed on the granite counter in her room.

She then went over to the phone and called Stripetail. "Stripetail," she said. "This is Captain Carson. I was wondering if you'd be up for some drinks? Or maybe even a celebration later tonight."

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"And we'd be happy to serve you in other ways too, dear," Kiara smiled, "Would you like one of us to grab you a bite? A drink?"


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Thank you captain. a drink sounds like a wonderful idea' stripe tail replied. " i'll be right over.' the seer had been resting, in his room, and now nearly all of his skin had taken.  Stripe tail now headed out of his room, and headed over to Carson's which was normally reserved for Quark himself.
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"Ask us anything, and we will obey," the lionesses said in unison.

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Nick the fox's pupils were turning into dollar symbols as more customers were coming to his bar.

"We got the latest shipment of ingredients boss," Finnick said to his partner.


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well, i think  could use a soda. brand one to me please' Kovu said to Sima And Kiara. ' and er, get yourselves something too. You girls are really really hot, you know?' Oh, we do , Kovu ' Sima purred "I'll get you the 60 oz cup." She added. " come on Kiara, lets get ourselves some root beer."
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"You got it," Kiara nodded, and then she turned to Sima. "I saw all the drinks this club offered. We have plenty of choices to decide from."


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ratchet flew aphelion around a jet course above the resort.  angela and sasha flew up behind him in Thief. ' ready to try out the thrusters' Sasha smirked to Angela. " hold on your lunch' Angela said, and pressed forward on the thruster lever sending the ship forward at a speed nearly twice that of sound.  the girls blew past Aphelion, and ratchet only had a fraction of a second to notice Angela waving at him " oh.. a race is it? well Angela, two can play at that game " ratchet smirked and shot off after her.
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 flurry and goomba  girls ordered more food and drinks, while Wendy was pawing through a menu of specials. the group was watching Tv, where an older looking toad with glass was explaining some recently uncovered ruins on a far away island.
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"Remember to check in on the customers every so often," Nick advised Judy, "It's a goal of ours to keep them happy."

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Kiara informed Sima about Kovu's favorite soda brands, and they returned with them plus the root beers for themselves.


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Kofu was writing some notes down on paper when Sima returned carrying a pair of huge drinks. " say girls i'm coming up with cologne names, and I'm thinking about naming a couple after you girls? any suggestions? for you Sima I'm thinking " Exotic Curves" and for Kiara "Divine goddess' oh! Do you have them made yet? sima asked, clearly interested. " er.. No. But I have names for them. and I um.. got the ok from the seer to pitch the arenas in this area about using the perfumes.."
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"Kovu has a keen nose, he'll be able to develop the perfect scents to sell across the galaxy," Kiara explained to Sima, "And we'll be there, right your side Kovu, as you become famous on many planets." she gently lied down, nuzzling her head against his mane.


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Sima lay down next to Kiara, and grabbed on to her soda ad began slurping it down ' '  Truthfully, Kiara, i don't think far is going to be an issue. this hero stuff you guys are involved in would be enough on its own. How many can say  that they helped save an entire planet? you guys helped save 2. If the folks here in Solona don't know that now, they soon will. they have  Tv and communications stuff all over. So if you can sell those perfumes of Kovu's I think they'll get noticed. She snuggled up to Kiara and Felt Kovu rub her back. ' mmm. just like that my prince. She purred.
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An idea popped into Kiara's head. "We should come up with a little nickname for this little group of ours, the 3 of us," she suggested casually, "I only suggest that our group name implies Kovu's leadership."


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suggest? come on. we all know this group is run by handsome over there. so what should we call ourselves/ Harem? no, no, too possessive and besides you'd need at least 5 lionesses together with a guy before that would apply' Sima said. " Kovu and the Curvy Girls"  hmm. sounds like a rock group Kovu said." i like it..
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"And we are curvy," Kiara smiled proudly, "And even before Kovu tried sumo wrestling back on your planet, Sima," she began to recall, "Back home he was able of swallowing criminal animals whole. Even elephants! Tell her, dear...."


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yeah. Kˆpa would have me punish criminals in the pride, up and including executions. Word of advice, don't EVER get Kopa ticked at you." Kovu said." never swallowed elephants dear" he reminded Kiara. More like Zebras, and birds and antelope. the antelope was especially delicious.' Kofu licked his lips. " So, Curvy girls it is.' Now, my corvettes, give some sugar' he purred.
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Vushu, and L'ella followed Vitani to a sauna on the west side of  resort. the trio picked out a open bath and began relaxing together in the mineral water " ah, this feels god " Vushu said, the panthers scrubbing herself the a bar of suds.
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"Coming right up," Kiara giggled excitedly, licking her lips and proceeding to make out with her husband. The trio's private room was soundproof, which was fortunate for other attendants, as the moans they made as they kissed were LOUD.