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Ask a Stupid LBT Question,Get a Stupid LBT answer

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He's starting to become an ice block, he's so cold.

Why does Mo always want to have fun?
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Because Mo has Peter Pan complex. XD

Why is Doc such a loner prior to the LBT series?

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He lived in a area with a lot of bullies. Like Mr. Threehorn. :PCera He then thought that all dinos were bad.

How come Chomper grew older in the LBT series, but the GoF didn't?
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Carnivours have accelerated growth cells, leaf eaters have stunted cells. Thus a sharptooth grows to almost full size in a few years, while leaf eaters seem unchsnged.

Why is Chomper so vicious about a leak in his cave? XD

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He never liked the cave, and wanted a reason to move.
how did Yellowbellies come up with the idea  :idea stick their heads in the ground?
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They were taught by Old Man Tush to stick their head in ground as defense tactic.

Why is Ducky so into swimming?

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Ducky's true dad is actually Mo. :Mo So Ducky has the gene that attracts her to water.

Why does the boy Rainbow Face tell Littlefoot a lot, but the girl one tells him nothing?
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She thought it was opposite day every single time she told the gang which way to go.

Why does Petrie say "me" instead of "I?"
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Because Petrie is terrified of the Five I Wills (Isiaah 14:10-14)

Why is Ali so gullible around Rhett?

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It's what happens when someone stays in the presence of Rhett for too long.

Why does Ducky think that the egg Ozzy stole is so much better than all the other eggs in the nest?
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Because there is a legend that put of a Duckbill egg will rise the Great Swimmer.

Why is Pterano so obessed with the Stone of Cold Fire?

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He wanted to cool off, and thought that COLD fire might help him.

Why did Chomper's parents send Chomper to the Great Valley if they weren't going to go?
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Stealth Adoption Program, Chinoer’s Dad couldn’t cooe with his son being friends with Leaf Eaters.

Why is Rinkus so afraid of Ducky?

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He watched Search for Sky Color Stones episode, and knows her TRUE nature....
Beware the nice ones... because they're hidden demons...

Why Red Claw is so pushover?


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He got his scar from a baby Threehorn, and is terrified of any leaf eater.

Why would Pterano become partners with Rinkus and Sierra? They don't seem like his type.
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Pterano lost all his congenial followers as Mr. Threehorn relates.

Why is Cera so overprotective of Tricia?

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Because Tria would banish Cera to the Mysterious Beyond if anything happened to Tricia.

Why would Littlefoot lie about the tiny longnecks eating the treesweets?
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Because the Tiny Longnecks are are his cousins.

Why is Ruby so in love with mud? 

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She's the missing link between dinosaurs and pigs.
Why is there a bubbling pool of lava in the Great Valley?? (You know, the one that Guido nearly sleepwalks into.) :facepalm