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Ask a Stupid LBT Question,Get a Stupid LBT answer

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She forgot to put her contacts in.

Why is Littlefoot's nose up in-between his eyes? :lol


KingdomKey23

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Because the sides of his face got crushed between two bulldozers by mistake.



Why is Ducky so good at swimming?


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(LOL :lol:)

She read every manual she could find on swimming.

How do Littlefoot and his friends keep their teeth so clean?


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They use Crest strips on their teeth so that they still look white.


(Last one and then I'm out of here for the night. It's been a pleasure guys.)



How could Shorty push a giant sharptooth's foot over his back?


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You know, titanium camouflaged armor plates, how can you go wrong? :lol

Why do the little dinosaurs always come so close to death, but never actually get hurt? :p

(Heh, we all seemed to go to bed at roughly the same time :P:)


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'Cause they have the ability to see the future and can tell when anything is going to happen.



What is Spike's favorite dessert?


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Anything that looks white and shiny.

How come the gang doesn't seem to get any bigger throughout the movies? (I hope they keep it that way though. Would hate to see them grow up -_-)



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They're actually all dinosaur clones of the world's most five evilest dinosaurs, except they've become 1/8 their sizes and can never grow bigger. (Puts pinkey finger to mouth) I shall call them mini dinos.  :P:




Hey, I heard Littlefoot got his first full payed job. What job did he get?


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He's an assistant for Mr. Thicknose in the Scientific Knowledge Corporation of...something, something...aahh well, it's not important anyway :lol:

How come there are no other languages in the dinosaur world other than English?


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Well actually there are but the memo was never given to the carnivores to learn the language before shooting.  B)

Why does Cera constantly butt her head against a tree?


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She believes it will make her smarter.

Why was Petrie having such a hard time trying to fly in the first movie?



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His wings were in the procces of recovering from an accident he got into when he fell of his skateboard. He should've worn protective gear. Shame on you, Petrie!  :lol



Why was Ali so afraid of meeting Littlefoot's friends at first?


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She thought they might have been realtors.

Why do the dinosaurs find such delicate taste in the pink flowers known as "Tree Sweets"?



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It's not because of the taste. It's actually because let's just say Tree Sweets are the equivalent to something that makes us feel lightheaded if we use it. Too bad the parents haven't been aware of it.  :o




Why are sharpteeth so stupid?


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Because if they were smart, they wouldn't bother to go after Littlefoot and his friends since they know they'll never catch them!

Why is there never any blood in LBT?



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Didn't you know, the LBT dinosaurs have invisible blood. That's why the blood is never seen during fights.




How did Chomper learn proper English after the Land Before Time 2?


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He found an English dictionary stuck in the ground amongst some weeds.

Why is Spike so fat and lazy? :lol


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'Cause he wants to be like a Snorlax (from PokÈmon). :lol

Do stars really grow in trees?


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Yeah!  Did you know they had money trees back then, too!  Lucky dinosaurs... :p

How much wood could a longneck chuck if a longneck could chuck wood?