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Ask a Stupid LBT Question,Get a Stupid LBT answer

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Amaranthine

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Because the word "teeth" is actually plural for "tooth". :p

Why aren't the LBT kids teens?




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Because, with the exception of Hyp, Nod, and Mutt, nobody in the Land Before Time universe becomes a teen. They're perpetually frozen in the age they were when the series started.

Why wasn't the Sharptooth from the first movie pink?


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because it ain't a girl shaprtooth, that's why

why haven't Littlefoot's grandparents died yet?


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'Cuz they come from one of those rare families that have a long life gene in their DNA.

Will Ducky become a strong fighter when she grows up?


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Ofcourse! There will be a stricking recemblence between her and kunf-fu fighters: "YEP! YEP! YEP!"

Will Threehorns ever save the world like the longnecks did in LBT X?
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defiantly no, they are simply too low. There's a bigger chance that Spiketails saves the day.


Why haven't any leaf-eaters died since Littlefoot's mother?


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Maybe the long life gene isn't as rare as Cancerian Tiger thought.

Why did the Lone Ranger so blatantly ripoff the name of the popular Land Before Time song in LBT 6?


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They were too lazy


why is there always a new adventure in the LBT movies?


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Because all of those kids like being active. They don't really like sitting in one place for too long.

Why hasn't there been an episode or a sequel where the kids try to figure out where Spike's parents are?




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bacause Spike is a swimmer in desguise, that's why!

Why is Mo always so cheerful?


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She's practicing for the opera.

What do you think the average sharptooth IQ is?


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Sharpteeth..? IQ!!??

How old is Mr. Thicknose?
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Uhh......................................old!

Why did Littlefoot have to change voice actors so many times?


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Because he hit puberty and his voice changed... multiple times...

Do you think Dil could beat Crocodile Dundee in a fight?


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Hmmm maybe...

If a longneck got into a car wreck, is a longneck even a longneck for how can they get into a car wreck, if they cannot fit into a car in order to get into a car wreck?




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Good question. Littlefoot's grandparents are called longnecks and they couldn't get into a wreck with a car if they could not fit in the car. So it would have to be a baby longneck, as Littlefoot is called by Ichy. But "longneck" seems to be mainly used for adults, so it would not be a longneck but a child. The child is a young longneck but not simply "longneck" as was mentioned. The young ones can be called a "longneck" at times I suppose, so that would be a temporary title just to get into the car in context to the question. As he steps in, a friend could say, "See ya longneck. Don't have a wreck." But with no hands, he crashes. So that takes care of one getting into a car and wrecking, but since it would seem odd to say a "longneck" wrecked because that is the reference for big ones. So a character being temporarily called longneck by those his age, could fit in a car since fitting in one sounds more realistic if it was a convertable with the roof down. But no matter what you say, a longneck crashing doesn't fit, so we can just say the longneck is no longer one with his friends gone to call him that, and therefore is called a kid again and a kid crashing a car does make sense. So my answer is no.

Why does Littlefoot desparately want to be trusted in VII by the grownups and IX by his friends then turns around and lies to everyone in XI?


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Because he doesn't want to be difficult.

What are Mr. Threehorn's favorite hobbies (if he has any)?


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Keeping track of how many of each type of shout he makes per day: Loud 1 Point, Very Loud 2, and Deafening 4. So far, his simply "loud" yells are scoring pretty lowly right now. He gets double the points for yelling at a longneck though.

Why won't Littlefoot be like normal boys his age and say, "Ali, I think you're very pretty and I want you to know that I like you more than just a friend and hope you feel the same way." I don't think being a cousin counts when dating a dinosaur.


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'Cuz he's not ready to commit yet :p.

What would Ducky do if she found a cigarette laying around?