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kaytea · 1266 · 189211

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A magical club that can heal the sick and other miracles, like the stone of cold fire.

Why do Guido and Wild Arms look so similar?


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Because they're the same dinosaur  :feelsgoodman

Why is Ali so similar to Littlefoot?

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Because they're the same species, the same they are.  :RubyCurious

Stupid flatheads...  :cerasus

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How can LBT1 Sharptooth teleport?


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The Sharptooth gets strategically beamed down by the Star Trek crew.  :Mo

Where was Bron really at during the first film? :bronGoodJob

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Judging by his face, he flirted with Dara, but with no success, so later he decided to become herd leader to impress her, but she still didn't go with him.
Just don't tell that to Littlefoot, ok?

Why in reality did many longnecks have that the same dream in LBT10?


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The great Rhett implanted the dreams into all of their heads  :rhett_brag

Just how *did* Rhett become the best Longneck ever?  :thinking

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Because some LBT fans made his the most popular and discussed longneck character? *whistles*

So, Littlefoot mom's ghost was a real supernatural form in LBT universe?


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She's actually immortal but needed the time to reform into something Littlefoot could hear before continuing her journey as a formless being  :ChomperBurned

What other LBT character is immortal?  :thinking

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 :feelsgoodman Guido

What's the real story behind Doc's scar?  :DocSerious

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He didn't, it's just an imaginary scar  :SharptoothAmused

What's the true origin of Treestars?  :TreeStar

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Oh really? How did he create the Treestars anyway?  :wise

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Grandpa Longneck shook the empty tree and treestars magically appeared from the murky ooze onto the dry land, and they attached themselves to the trees, and voila! Treestars!

Why did dreams suddenly become known as “sleep stories”?


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Because a dream version of the dinosaurs go inside your dream, and tell you a story, while your sleeping!

How did dinosaurs invent the 2nd version of the bath, also known as the shower?


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One-off showers were invented by Chomper when he kicked stalactites (or stalagmites?.. always confuse them) in Secret Caves. Dinosaurs started to come there and wash.

Why nobody called Ovie eggstealer?


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Because her head is shaped like an egg from the front.

Why does Mama Swimmer have no eyelashes.


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They flew away to be with the Flyers  :petrieLOL

What's the real reason for Shorty being so ... short?  :ShortyDisgusted

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They flew away to be with the Flyers  :petrieLOL

What's the real reason for Shorty being so ... short?  :ShortyDisgusted
Because he barely has a head crest.