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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: June 01, 2024, 02:44:40 AM »
you look great dear.' po said. indeed jing was gorgeous. in a broht pibnk swimsuit that showcased her gut, butt and her surprisingly well developed muscles. Po and jing were riding a board shaped - naturally- like a panda/ as Po looked around, he saw other couples enjoying the many festivities and events the gorgeous retreat had to offer. nearby at a row of table tennis tabls ' Pepe and Penelope wer playing a game. So far Penelope was up 13-10 but Pepe was serving. As Po looked around further, he recognized Tiger and Kitty, who waved at him from a lazy river ride. Tiger was resting in the back, while Kitty was resting her head on his knee from her seat in the front. the ride had stops for food, and drink. and both Tiger and Kitty had sodas in holders on their ' boat' Kitty was sipping on a Diet soda, while Tiger had a Sprite. a large, freshly cooked cheese pizza sat between them, one of these huge 3 feet long new York style ones. so far between the two of them, they had eaten 6 pieces. Tiger had taken mostly crust pieces, while Kittys slices were more towards the center of the pizza.. woody abnd Winnie woodpecker walked together, carrying a huge bag of popcorn between them, they wre headed to a large movie theater with a huge screen- a film from Planet Khan called ' Hunting the Monstrous Man-cub" .
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Ozai gestured and written notes appeared addressed to him from the sumo divines of Yokozuna and Big Belly, big belly was asking for helpi with their sumo scores and Yokozuna was heavily in debt to another sumo planet called Gold Ring. the Gold ring divine, named leotus, was looking quite frustrated as he appeared before ozai ' Great Ozai, Master of Sumo, make Yokozuna pay what it owes" the leopard said, asking the mawashii ruler as if he was a prosecutor in a court requesting action from a judge. Yokozunas deity was a bird sumo named Wangus and he looked tired and his sumo was worn and thuiin. ' Great Ozai, we cannot pay our debt. it would be, basically what our world makes in 7 years!' great ozai, we hve loaned Master Wangus and his citizens many millions. we have been patient with them, even withholding interest. but their payments to us have been irregular and inconsistent. sometime the payments are just a few hundred Leos! surely, you can make them do better?' How, precisely, did this debt arise/ I recall, at least part of it involves gambling?' Yes , great master.' 4 bets, worth 3 million Leo.. against you in your last bout with Master Yuka of Small Ring,' Wangus sighed and Ozai chuckled ' It is one thing to gamble, another to bet large amounts and quite another to bet against me, Surely Wangus you know of my record in sumo? my PERFECT record against other sumo deities?' Ozai chuckled ' Goodness, my dear leopard, what possessed you to think that given my track record, that I would come anywhere close to losing let alone breaking a sweat.? the only thing more foolish than wagering against me in sumo would be wagering against the Seer in a wizards duel. perhaps you like losing gobs of money that you dont really have and cant really afford to lose?' Ozai shrugged. I beat Yuka in under 5 seconds, he was so crushed after my.. ahem spanking of him that he didnt sumo again for 200 years. master Leotus, i will pay off Yokozunas debt to you. 117 million leos i believe?' 121 million with interest, great master' Leotus said ' Shifu bring out my checkbook. Master Wangus in exchange for this favor of assuming and clearing your debt I ask 3 things in return. I believe you have 18 statues of me in the various Sumo divinity Honoriums across Yokozuna. that number shall be doubled. second.. dont ever bet against me in sumo again. third, i request some of that delicious Yokozuna chew candy , in the wintergreen and red licorice flavors. try as i might, you never seem to have those flavors in great amounts. ' well they are our top sellers, Master Ozai. I will order a big batch of both set aside for you. it may take a week or 2.,' So long as it reaches my chambers in a decent time frame Wangus ' Ozai chuckled ' Wangus bowed to ozai then to Leotus before vanishing in a puff of dsmoke. ozai quickly wrote out the owed amnount and gave the check to Leotus.' Thank you , great master. Your benevolece knows no limits.' Leotus said , bowing to him before vanishing to return to his home world.
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Ozai gestured and written notes appeared addressed to him from the sumo divines of Yokozuna and Big Belly, big belly was asking for helpi with their sumo scores and Yokozuna was heavily in debt to another sumo planet called Gold Ring. the Gold ring divine, named leotus, was looking quite frustrated as he appeared before ozai ' Great Ozai, Master of Sumo, make Yokozuna pay what it owes" the leopard said, asking the mawashii ruler as if he was a prosecutor in a court requesting action from a judge. Yokozunas deity was a bird sumo named Wangus and he looked tired and his sumo was worn and thuiin. ' Great Ozai, we cannot pay our debt. it would be, basically what our world makes in 7 years!' great ozai, we hve loaned Master Wangus and his citizens many millions. we have been patient with them, even withholding interest. but their payments to us have been irregular and inconsistent. sometime the payments are just a few hundred Leos! surely, you can make them do better?' How, precisely, did this debt arise/ I recall, at least part of it involves gambling?' Yes , great master.' 4 bets, worth 3 million Leo.. against you in your last bout with Master Yuka of Small Ring,' Wangus sighed and Ozai chuckled ' It is one thing to gamble, another to bet large amounts and quite another to bet against me, Surely Wangus you know of my record in sumo? my PERFECT record against other sumo deities?' Ozai chuckled ' Goodness, my dear leopard, what possessed you to think that given my track record, that I would come anywhere close to losing let alone breaking a sweat.? the only thing more foolish than wagering against me in sumo would be wagering against the Seer in a wizards duel. perhaps you like losing gobs of money that you dont really have and cant really afford to lose?' Ozai shrugged. I beat Yuka in under 5 seconds, he was so crushed after my.. ahem spanking of him that he didnt sumo again for 200 years. master Leotus, i will pay off Yokozunas debt to you. 117 million leos i believe?' 121 million with interest, great master' Leotus said ' Shifu bring out my checkbook. Master Wangus in exchange for this favor of assuming and clearing your debt I ask 3 things in return. I believe you have 18 statues of me in the various Sumo divinity Honoriums across Yokozuna. that number shall be doubled. second.. dont ever bet against me in sumo again. third, i request some of that delicious Yokozuna chew candy , in the wintergreen and red licorice flavors. try as i might, you never seem to have those flavors in great amounts. ' well they are our top sellers, Master Ozai. I will order a big batch of both set aside for you. it may take a week or 2.,' So long as it reaches my chambers in a decent time frame Wangus ' Ozai chuckled ' Wangus bowed to ozai then to Leotus before vanishing in a puff of dsmoke. ozai quickly wrote out the owed amnount and gave the check to Leotus.' Thank you , great master. Your benevolece knows no limits.' Leotus said , bowing to him before vanishing to return to his home world.