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Dumbest time to use an LBT quote?

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Someone insists on trying to help you when you don't want it, you say "A threehorn does not need help from a longneck." (let it be known that I've actually done this)  :DD


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Quote from: Vilstrup,Dec 10 2008 on  01:12 AM
You're sitting in an airplane, and suddenly breaks out into song.

"Flip, Flap and Fly"
Brilliant! Though personally, I thin it would be funnier if it was done over the intercom, and it was either Aces High by Iron Maiden or that scary-ass tunnel song from the original Willy Wonka film.


And another one from life experience, singing "Chanson D'ennui" at school during a free period when your friends have lessons.


And I have found myself humming a few of the songs to myself, or singing them in my head, just because they fit the situation so well.


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Oh I just thought of another one. For instance, you're out hiking with friends and you can't decide which way to go and they choose a way different than yours. "Go on. Go the wrong way. We never wanted you with us anyway." For some reason I found this funny.  :huh:


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your walking through some mud
"I cannot swim in this oh no no no no no"


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Roll out of bed and the first thing to pop out of your mouth is "When I wake up, first thing I do..."
"Not all who wander are lost"
J. R. R. Tolkein


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Your best friend's cat freezed to death due to a unnormally cold night. You accidentally closed the door your friend opened for the cat.
You: "Maybe it is tired and needs to rest?"
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*cringing at my english 4 years ago* :p

A group of gangsters has surrounded you, pointing their guns at you and you say and do the following: "...when they might just wanna be friendly!" Then tickle them :lol:

(This so needs to be revived, reading the old ones was such a delight :lol)
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I just read this whole thing. Thank you all for giving me some ideas for things I should do!

Here's one that may or may not be on my bucket list: pulling up to Dinosaur National Monument while playing The Legend of the Lone Dinosaur at full blast with the windows down in a car with an extremely souped-up sound system. :lol  :lol


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Right before an exam....

"Stop worrying about tomorrow and come on and dance!" :p
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I may or may not have actually done this:
When it's paleo day in your geology class and the prof asks how you can tell if an animal was a carnivore or herbivore: "Some had flat teeth and ate the leaves of trees, and some had sharp teeth for eating meat, and they preyed upon the leaf eaters"