HEY!...IT'S PETRIE!

Ptyra · **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2012, 01:21:27 AM

OH, BOY, WHAT'S THIS BLINKY RED THINGY!?

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2012, 01:27:36 AM

Petrie: "HEY KIDS... Welcome to Petrie show!"

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2013, 06:28:51 PM

(Caption inspired by a skit from a certain educational show.)

(music plays)

Petrie:
La la la la
La la la la
Petrie's world!
La la la la
La la la la
Petrie's world!
Me love me best friends
Me family too!

(Petrie stumbles and rolls down to the ground with a shout. Name of show is written in pencil)

That Petrie's world!

"Hi! This is Petrie's world! Me so happy to see you! So is me imaginary friend! Say hello, imaginary friend!"

*Petrie's imaginary friend pops up briefly to wave hello to the audience, then disappears*

"Guess what me thinking about today? Ya da da da!"

*door opens to reveal an ocean full of water, which immediately is sent bursting out the door and right into the room as Petrie cowers. However, he quickly recovers*

"Water! Huff, huff Mmm-hmm! Water!" *chuckles lightly*

*screen cuts to a montage of children drinking or doing something involving water. 30 seconds later...*

"Ahhhh...me like water! My friends like water too! Matter of fact, me imaginary friend also like water, even though he imaginary! *chuckles, then turns to the audience* Say, you want to talk to imaginary friend about water?"

*silence for a few seconds as the screen moves up and down a few times to verify the viewer is nodding*

"You do? That great! On count of three, say "Oh, imaginary friend!". One, two, three. (background children shout with Petrie) OH IMAGINARY FRIEND!"

*Petrie's imaginary friend appears out of nowhere and lands on Petrie*

"Ugh, me said this so many times to you, try not to land on me! Say, you want to show audience how we use water? *Imaginary friend nods* Great! Let's go!"

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Hi!

WE NOW RETURN TO "PETRIE'S WORLD" ALREADY IN PROGRESS!

*silly program runs until end; credits roll*

Director: And cut!

(Sorry, I had to do it. Umm...was it too much caption, by chance? :blink: )

Toodle-oo!

Mmm...homemade tortilla shells...

Ptyra · **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2013, 10:21:22 PM

Petrie is excited for his close-up interview

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2013, 09:52:37 PM

Petrie just so happened to fly into the camera during an aerial screenshot.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2013, 12:51:08 AM

Crap. Looks like Petrie just found my stash.

BigFriendlyGun9000 · **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2013, 01:33:11 AM

And so, my dear children, that is how Petrie invented the photo-bomb.

Petrie85 · **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2013, 07:25:24 AM

Petrie: Me always wanted a close up.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2013, 01:10:10 PM

(though aerial shot)

"And welcome to tonight's edition of Entertainment Tonight, where we look down at a place filled with creatures that were thought to be extinct long ago. As we-Oop, hang on, somebody is about to fly right into the camera! Look out!"

Petrie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: PLEASE STAND BY

Petrie85 · **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2013, 11:23:59 AM

Petrie: Look mom me is on T.V.

Ptyra · **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2013, 06:47:46 PM

Petrie became the host of a gameshow, but unfortunately, it did not last very long. This is a shot from the intro.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2013, 10:16:18 AM

Quote from: Ptyra,Feb 7 2013 on 05:47 PM

Petrie became the host of a gameshow, but unfortunately, it did not last very long. This is a shot from the intro.

I can imagine it now...

Announcer: And here is the host of The Flying Game, Petrie the Flyer!

(audience applauds as Petrie flies into the room)

Petrie: Thank you! Thank you! And welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Flying Game! Our first contestant be...

(screen freezes)

Narrator: The game show was canceled after only 13 episodes due to poor ratings.

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2013, 11:11:41 AM

Petrie: This what people call ADHD? Me love it!!

Petrie85 · **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2013, 07:02:01 PM

Little Foot: That darn Petrie always taking the spot light from me.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2013, 07:50:36 PM

Quote from: Petrie85,Feb 8 2013 on 06:02 PM

Little Foot: That darn Petrie always taking the spot light from me.

Chomper: Yeah, me too!

Petrie: Hey, no blame me for taking away aerial shot!

Petrie85 · **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2013, 11:52:31 AM

Petrie: Me was asked to be in the aerial view.

Littlefoot Fan 93 · **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2013, 03:42:43 AM

Cera: Ah! Petrie, get out of my face!

Petrie: You know how me met Littlefoot!

Littlefoot:

rhombus · **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2014, 12:32:39 AM

Petrie: "Me break fourth wall!"

Dalekdino · **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2014, 05:08:39 AM

"HA HAAA! Hello little kids watching!"

HEY!...IT'S PETRIE!

Bruton the Iguanodon