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Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...

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Ducky: "I only LOOK sweet and innocent, yep yep yep." :angel


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Littlefoot: Guys, let's not do anything, it's not worth it!


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Quote from: NeoGenesis005,Mar 27 2009 on  11:15 PM
Petrie:  Me love it when my siblings yell at me!
Ducky: I like it when my siblings do that too, yup yup yup!


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Chomper: "Agreed. I am small and my little hands are of no use"
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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Cera: "Don't eat all the buzzing flyers Chomper, I want some."


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*Inspired from Grumpy and Happy scene in Snow White*

*Cera reaches to see what's in the fireplace kettle*

Ducky: "Don't touch it, you fool!  It could be poison!"

*Kettle hisses, startling them*

Ducky: "See?!  It's witch's brew!"

 :lol


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Ptarano: "Once more the flyers shall rule the Great Valley and Mysterious Beyond... And we shall have... peace. "
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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*Inspired from TLK*

Ducky: "So how do we get in?"

Littlefoot: "Live bait."

Ducky: "Hey!"

Littlefoot: "C'mon, Ducky.  You've gotta create a diversion."

Ducky (with Spike in Pumbaa's position): "What do you want me to do?!  Dress in drag and do the hula?!" (breaks into song)

"LUAU!!!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat,
eat my brother, Spike, here because he is a treat!
Come on down and dine on this tasty swine!
All you have to do is get in line!
Aaaare you achin?!"

Spike: "Yep, yep, yep!"

Ducky (still singing): "For some bacon?!"

Spike: "Yep, yep, yep!"

Ducky (singing): "He's a big pig!"

Spike: "Yep, yep!"

Ducky (singing): "You can be a big pig too!  OOH!!!"

*Both run and scream like little girls as Screech and Redclaw chase them :lol*


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LOL. Strictly speaking, Ducky wouldn't be in drag by wearing a hula dress, seeing as how she is already female... still hilarious!  :DD

Anyway, here's my line:

Tria: Let's find all of the small, cute things in the valley, and CRUSH the life out of them!

Tops: Now honey, maybe you are being a little too harsh-

Tria: If you don't know what you're talking about, you shouldn't talk at all!

Tops: (thinking) Tria is really mean when she drinks too much juice from those sweet bubbles...


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Mama Swimmer: "Spike can not live with us, Ducky."
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.



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Okay. In all honesty, how many times can we vary a quote so that it sounds different, but the general gist is the same? Come up with some new material, people.

Narrator: In the past, there were these 5 children who seem to have had some injuries. Their pituitary glands have been damaged. They will never grow up, but they weren't born old, like Benjamin Button. Please donate to the "Save Dinosaurs with Pituitary Gland Disorders Charity", otherwise known as Universal Studios.

The Gang: Wait a second! I thought Universal Studios gave up on us after LBT 13! Why would they start caring about us now?

Universal Board of Directors: SHUT UP! DON'T MAKE US TROLL YOUR FANSITES!