Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...

DualXz · **Reply #960 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:19:27 PM

Cera: "Well, now it's getting home, do dinner to my kids, sleep one hour, and back to my part-time... ouch..."

Kor · **Reply #961 on:** October 05, 2009, 09:10:52 PM

Ducky: "Let us explore the mall."

Noname · **Reply #962 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:27:08 PM

Tria: Of COURSE I'm an oppressed female! I'm barefoot and pregnant!

Topsy: We don't wear any clothes at ALL, and you wanted to have a child!

Tria:... of course. Sorry.

Kor · **Reply #963 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:15:04 AM

Threehorn: "Why is there no beer ice cream? It sounds like a natural great thing to me."

Noname · **Reply #964 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:18:13 AM

Topsy: I'll order a Skittlebrau. You know... the beer with the fruit-flavored candies in it.

Bartender: Such a beer doesn't exist, sir. You must have dreamed it up.

Topsy: ... In that case, get me a cold one and some skittles.

DualXz · **Reply #965 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:32:34 AM

Littlefoot: "Ok class, open your books on page 4, today we are studying how the dinasours dissapeared"

Cera: "Oh boy, here's something I don't wanna miss"

Noname · **Reply #966 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:49:04 AM

Littlefoot's Grandfather: Alpha, Rita's escaped! Bring me some teenagers with attitude!

Littlefoot's Grandmother: I think you need to stop eating so many sweet bubbles that have been in the sun for so long, dear... same with with Tria.

Tria: Make my monster grow!

Kor · **Reply #967 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:16:41 PM

Cera: "What do you guys want to do today?"

Littlefoot: "Let's go and watch a movie."

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #968 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:32:49 PM

Cera: "Sweets are so bad for you! I'm not eating another sweet ever again!"

Ducky: "Then, what will you have for a treat, Cera?"

Cera: "BEER!"

Ducky:

Noname · **Reply #969 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:37:19 PM

Littlefoot's Grandfather: Rangers, er... I mean, Littlefoot and friends... Red Claw is attacking!

Petrie: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #970 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:40:53 PM

Littlefoot: "Well, Cera. Since this is your day to decide what we do, what are we going to do?"

Cera: "Let's follow the yellow brick road!"

Littlefoot and others: "Awesome! Let's go!"

Noname · **Reply #971 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:58:51 PM

Speaking of which...

Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, and Ducky: Sharpteeth and tigers and bears!

Ducky: Oh my!

Chomper: What are "tigers and bears?"

Kor · **Reply #972 on:** October 07, 2009, 07:58:55 PM

Ducky: "if we find the hermit who gave Mightor his club maybe he will give us something."

Belmont2500 · **Reply #973 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:02:19 PM

Ducky: Littlefoot what kind of childish song shall we sing today?

Littlefoot: I know one EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!

the gang starts doing the stomp.

Kor · **Reply #974 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:04:17 PM

Littlefoot: "Let's just run around till we come across an adventure."

Cera: "Why not, it's worked before."

Noname · **Reply #975 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:08:11 PM

Cera: Littlefoot, there's an arrow in your butt!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #976 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:40:44 AM

Cera: "C'mon, Sub Zero! Kick Scorpion's tail!"

Ducky: "Cera, what are you doing?"

Cera: "Playing Mortal Kombat, what else?!"

Ducky: "Go, Sub Zero! Woot! Beat the s*** out of that son of a b**** already, yep yep yep!"

Cera: :blink:

Kor · **Reply #977 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:52:11 AM

Tria: "Let's get drunk & drink till we pass out."

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #978 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:57:04 AM

Bron: "Littlefoot's mother is dead. Yay! No more child support payments!"

Noname · **Reply #979 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:17:29 AM

(Actually, I believe he would either have to shoulder the burden of raising the child directly, or else support the child through another relative, to whom he would have to help support with payments.)

Bron: I miss Littlefoot. I wonder if I should have told him that he has 37 half-siblings by 12 different females. As leader of the herd, he would get exclusive mating privileges with all the females when I'm gone. Hmm... really should have told him that.