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Ducky's Imaginary Friend

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Reply #20 on: March 31, 2020, 04:36:17 AM
InGen already ruined the Indominus Rex and Indoraptor. Please, no more... :opetrie



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Reply #21 on: March 31, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
We at InGen give you, the Indoducky!

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Reply #22 on: March 31, 2020, 10:58:05 PM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
We at InGen give you, the Indoducky!

I'm not sure what to think of this honestly...how would Ducky's pure heart clash with the feral instincts of the carnivore side?


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Reply #23 on: March 31, 2020, 11:43:50 PM
Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:58:05 PM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
We at InGen give you, the Indoducky!

I'm not sure what to think of this honestly...how would Ducky's pure heart clash with the feral instincts of the carnivore side?

That is what you see, a Duckataur.

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Reply #24 on: April 01, 2020, 03:59:45 AM
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Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:58:05 PM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
We at InGen give you, the Indoducky!

I'm not sure what to think of this honestly...how would Ducky's pure heart clash with the feral instincts of the carnivore side?

That is what you see, a Duckataur.

So they create an entirely new species from her blood or something? That's a recipe for destruction. Didn't they learn anything from the two failed experiments? :longneckBRUH



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Reply #25 on: April 01, 2020, 03:42:43 PM
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Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:43:50 PM
Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:58:05 PM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
We at InGen give you, the Indoducky!

I'm not sure what to think of this honestly...how would Ducky's pure heart clash with the feral instincts of the carnivore side?

That is what you see, a Duckataur.

So they create an entirely new species from her blood or something? That's a recipe for destruction. Didn't they learn anything from the two failed experiments? :longneckBRUH

Nah, they learned. It's only Gentle Sharptooth that still fails to see the light and the error of his ways. :rhett_angry


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Reply #26 on: April 01, 2020, 04:00:24 PM
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Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:43:50 PM
Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:58:05 PM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
We at InGen give you, the Indoducky!

I'm not sure what to think of this honestly...how would Ducky's pure heart clash with the feral instincts of the carnivore side?

That is what you see, a Duckataur.

So they create an entirely new species from her blood or something? That's a recipe for destruction. Didn't they learn anything from the two failed experiments? :longneckBRUH


We tried fo blend Ducky’s blood with cuttlerfish, octupi, and shark. This batch came out bad.

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Reply #27 on: April 02, 2020, 01:17:48 AM
You think? Stop playing god! :opetrie



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Reply #28 on: April 02, 2020, 01:59:57 AM
We at InGen are doing what is best for all Duckbills.

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Reply #29 on: April 02, 2020, 03:20:26 AM
You're not! :opetrie



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Reply #30 on: April 02, 2020, 04:29:23 AM
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You're not! :opetrie

You may file a complaint at InGen HR, P.O. Box 108, Isla Sorna, Costa Rica.

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Reply #31 on: April 02, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
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Quote from: Anagnos on April 02, 2020, 03:20:26 AM
You're not! :opetrie

You may file a complaint at InGen HR, P.O. Box 108, Isla Sorna, Costa Rica.

Dear Ingen,

LEAVE DUCKY ALONE! x(cera

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Reply #32 on: April 02, 2020, 03:15:48 PM
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Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on April 02, 2020, 04:29:23 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on April 02, 2020, 03:20:26 AM
You're not! :opetrie

You may file a complaint at InGen HR, P.O. Box 108, Isla Sorna, Costa Rica.

Dear Ingen,

LEAVE DUCKY ALONE! x(cera

- Sincerely,
ImpracticalDino

Dear ImpraticalDino,

We at InGen seek to preserve life through genetic experiments. Ducky is special, we need her D.N.A to help create more compliant specimens. She is the key to our reseatch.

Sincerely,

Dr. Henry Wu
InGen Lab Geneticist

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Reply #33 on: April 03, 2020, 03:21:00 AM
Henry Wu can go to hell. :bestsharptooth



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Reply #34 on: April 03, 2020, 05:21:56 PM
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Henry Wu can go to hell. :bestsharptooth

These scientists man...always seeking to exploit poor creatures for their own benefit. :cry


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Reply #35 on: April 03, 2020, 07:29:29 PM
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Quote from: Anagnos on April 03, 2020, 03:21:00 AM
Henry Wu can go to hell. :bestsharptooth


These scientists man...always seeking to exploit poor creatures for their own benefit. :cry

Correction, extracting poor creatures from there doom.

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