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Ducky the Alcoholic

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Ducky: "I *hicks* thought it *hicks* was water*hicks* yep, yep *hicks* yep!" :wacko
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I thought it was water. It looked like water. Yep, yep, yep.

This poster speaks from an unpleasant childhood experience. Never drink from your dad's glass thinking it's water. In that case it was far from it.  I was about 7 at the time. :blink:


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This poster speaks from an unpleasant childhood experience. Never drink from your dad's glass thinking it's water. In that case it was far from it. I was about 7 at the time. blink.gif
Ohh, what happened then? I hope you didn't had to go to the hospital back then...
Well, now you know, Ducky!!!

(The gang (as adults) watching old photos of their childhood)
Ducky: "I do not remember this one, no, no, no!"
Petrie: "Me do, that funny pic!"
Littlefoot: "Don't you remember? We stole old Toppsy's wine and you drunk two bottles of it!"
Cera: "Well, I stole it!"
Littlefoot: (annoyed) *Okay... Youstole it...!"
Ducky: "But why can't I remember anything?!?"
Cera: "Ducky, you had a hangover back then!"
Petrie: "What a hangover?"
Littlefoot: "It's, if you've drunk too much alcohol...!"
Cera: "Yeah! you forget everything!"
Ducky: "Oh, no, no, no! What happened?"
Petrie: "he he, you walked around like this! (staggers around)"
Littlefoot: "You also talked funny!"
Cera: "Yeah... Even Dinah and Dana could speak better back then than you did!"
Petrie: "You said you love Petrie!"
Littlefoot: "Then you crashed into Spike and you heavily threw out on him!"
Spike:  :x
Cera: "Well, you puked the whole night your Mommy told us!"
Petrie: "That right!"
Ducky: "Oh no! Why did I trunk it? I do not feel good now, no, no, no!"
Petrie: "You felt even worst back then me guess!"
Cera: "Can I read thoughts???"
Ducky: "No, you can not!"
Littlefoot: "However, it was a lot of fun!"
Petrie: "At least for we!"
Cera: "Yeah..!"
Spike: hmm mmh
Ducky: "When the picture was shot?"
Cera: "Right after Petrie woke you up!"
Petrie: "hehe, me think we can repeat that tonight!"
Littlefoot: "How?"
Petrie: "Toppsy trunk a lot today me Mommy told Petrie!"
Cera: "Ahhh... Let's do it, gang!"
Ducky: "Yep, yep, yep! But this time I will remember everything, yes I will!"
Cera: "We'll see...!"
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The next morning all of them found themselves in a cave not remembering anything from last night... Of course they had a headache...
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Ducky: No-no, no more Ruby's Secret Grape Recipe!


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Ducky: "I should not have eaten this toads :wacko!"
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Of course Ducky would drink! After 13 movies and a TV series sleeping with or under Spike, I can't blame her....... :lol


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Remember, children: don't drink and drive!
XDD her faaaacccceee....
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Quote from: MurMur,May 14 2013 on  11:32 AM
Ducky: No-no, no more Ruby's Secret Grape Recipe!
:lol

It looks like Ruby is feeling the aftereffects of her brew as well:

http://gangoffive.net/index.php?showtopic=12544


Go ahead and check out my fanfictions, The Seven Hunters, Songs of the Hunters, and Menders Tale.


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Wow... my English was pretty bad back then... :angel

Ducky: "Hey... why do I see everything twice?"
Cera: "Why don't ask me!"
Ducky: But I want to know, yep, yep... yeeeeeeeep!" *passes out*
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Granny: "Oh my! Girls drink more than boys these days."



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good forum members took bottle from Ducky...




...only to play Spin the Bottle!


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I thought those old treesweets tasted weird. I did. I did


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Ducky: No more Coconut juice.. nope, nope, nope.

“The Past is Gone..” -Dream On, Aerosmith


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Proof that alcoholics age fast, making them appear older than they should. :sducky


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Ducky has fallen off the tree trunk (wagon).

“The Past is Gone..” -Dream On, Aerosmith


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Me after losing one hour of sleep due to Daylight Savings Time. (DST)


Discord! I'm howling at the moon! And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon...


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When you’ve eaten too much and you see a commercial for seafood.  :facepalm

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How I feel after waking up every morning at 6 A.M to go to school... :sducky


Discord! I'm howling at the moon! And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon...


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How I feel on mondays and not because of alcohol. :D

“The Past is Gone..” -Dream On, Aerosmith