Doctor (putting on gloves): "Mr. Threehorn, I need to check your temperature."
Mr. Threehorn: "Uhh, what are you gonna do with that long shiny stick?"
Doctor: "Check your temperature."
Mr. Threehorn: "Yes, yes, but where are you gonna put that?"
Cera: "Daddy, remember the show on Animal Planet where the elephants got theirs checked by the vet?"
Mr. Threehorn (:huh:... :blink:...

): "Oh, hell no!"