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Topsy's Biggest Shame

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on: June 28, 2013, 09:11:07 AM
« Last Edit: February 09, 2018, 09:53:53 PM by Littlefoot505 »

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Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 10:59:38 AM
Tria: Topsy, dear! What are you doing out so late? And why is...

Topsy: Don't...ask...  :anger

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Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 11:56:33 AM
Mr. Threehorn: "And THIS is why there should be a law against flyers going to the bathroom while in flight."

Tria: "But Topsy, that's how your face always looks when you come home from the bar."

Mr. Threehorn ( :oops): "Not...funny."

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Reply #3 on: July 04, 2013, 04:01:56 PM
Tria: "Toooopsyyyyy!!! Why is your face so dirty? Go and wash it! NOW!!!"
Topsy: "But Tria.. I-I..."
Tria: "Wash your face or you won't sleep in the nest tonight!"
Topsy: "Humpff!"
Tria: (to herself) "Why do I constantly have to tell him such things? His manners leave much to be desired!"  :rolleyes
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Reply #4 on: July 04, 2013, 08:01:44 PM
"You just continue peeking, Topsy. It's done you well so far!"

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Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 03:40:13 PM
Tria: Let me guess. More hate mail?

Topsy: YES!

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Reply #6 on: November 14, 2014, 12:10:48 PM
Topsy after trying to drive out a herd of Yellowbellies.

Tria: "What happened, dear?"
Topsy: "I was close! I was about to ram them into nothingness but then all of them farted at me AT ONCE!"
Tria: "Ts ts... and why is your face so dirty?"
Topsy: "Err... you see, their farts were WET farts... if you know what I mean.
Tria: "Go wash yourself! I'll get the Longnecks to drive them out instead!"  :x
Topsy:  :anger
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Reply #7 on: November 14, 2014, 12:47:31 PM
Topsy: "What the hell did you come by our nest for, Chomper!?"
Chomper: "Oh, I just came by to drop off Cera."

Chomper then climbs up on Topsy's face to 'do his business'. :x
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Reply #8 on: November 16, 2014, 09:20:23 PM
Topsy rammed a fast biter into the Great Valley's latrine... only to fall face first into his handiwork.


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Reply #9 on: February 25, 2015, 02:11:03 PM
Tria: There's mud on your face and you're a disgrace!  We will, we will, rock you!


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Reply #10 on: March 01, 2020, 05:01:48 PM


Uh...I can explain.

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Reply #11 on: March 02, 2020, 02:24:09 AM
Topsy: I confess, I gey mid facials.

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