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Petrie explores the Sea, Part II

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Swimming longnecks? Who's ever heard of those? And...Petrie? What are you doing in here?

Petrie: Oh, hi, Mr. Narrator! Me found new friends in sea!

Well...you know, you aren't a swimmer. Might wanna get out of there before you lose air.

Petrie: That okay! Friends keep me company! Right, guys?

*they all nod*

Alright, Petrie, but don't say I didn't warn you.


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Petrie, I see you got two good deep swimmers! :D
Can you please check water pond where Sharptoot was gone for his body. Just in case... гг


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Petrie: Petrie got new swimmer friends. They not swimmer sharpteeth, no no. They Malachite.

Narrator: WHAT? Did you just reference another animated universe.

Petrie: I just gave them nickname. What is worse that could happen?

Insert five hours later when a Homeworld ship storms the Earth, and a bunch of gems arrive at the Great Valley.

Petrie: Oops. Swimmer friends are secret being. Yep yep yep.

Ducky: That's my line Petrie; you can't use it. No no no...
How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!