Doofah's new toy, Part II

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2013, 05:18:58 PM

Cera's tummy hurts, but since when did she want a Yellow Belly to help soothe it?

rhombus · **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2013, 11:29:02 PM

The aftermath of this incident is what caused Doofah to be nominated for a Darwin Award and Cera to be charged with aggravated assault.

Dalekdino · **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2015, 04:48:36 AM

Bambo (my OC): Get away from her you yellow belly b****!

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:13:45 AM

Cera: LET GO OF ME NOW, DOOFAH!!!!!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2020, 06:36:39 PM

Hush, Cera. Let me rock you back and forth...

Please, please end my suffering...

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2020, 10:32:57 AM

Doofah Massage

Doofah: So tense.. relax.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2020, 03:50:27 AM

This is what actual toys feel in real life when children — their merciless oppressors "play" with their colorful objects. Being created by people and factories with the intention of being thrown around and beaten senseless. Without the ability to utter even a mere shriek to let the world know of their torment, they’re all left helpless. But luckily, not everyone was treated with such carelessness. Some were spared the mercy of only being used with calm and realistic purpose. And to some, they were even viewed as loved, as important, as someone they’d hold close to like a real sentient friend. Those toys would also like to speak out — not to ask for help, but to thank the people who stood up and defended the voiceless. But alas, due to their design, any form of communication is impossible.

...Or is it?

Anagnos · **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:31:34 AM

Cera plush toy now available at your local stores! Rest of the Gang sold separately.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:20:19 AM

Dr. Doofah: I have bad news, I feel a tumor.