(In-Character Introduction)
HELLO, GANG OF FIVE FORUMS! I am J.J. Hatter; Lord of Looneys, Master of Mayhem, Captain of Kooks, Coffee Ice Cream, and Cookies, King of Wonderland, and Most Regal & Esteemed Cousin of the Great & Marvelous Mad Hatter! (And, for those of you asking “Which version?”: ALL OF THEM...well, many of them. I simply refuse to believe some of them and I are related.)
Among my many noble titles, I am also the Napoleon of Villainy; Moriarty has NOTHING on me! From the Sharptooth to Strut, (AND BEYOND!), I control all that is diabolical, devious, or even slightly mischievous! All villains are my friends, minions, and cohorts, both good and bad!
...Well, actually, they’re all bad, but you know what I mean...DON’T YOU?!
Anywho: during my supreme reign over Wonderland, and its multiple incarnations, I have kept a close eye on your website, watching your every move and waking post with an evil eye, awaiting my opportunity to strike for nearly ten years...
...NO LONGER! ‚ÄúThe Time has come,‚Äù as a Walrus said! Now, tired of simply watching you from afar, I have decided to make my move! I have already infected the annals of Fanfiction.net with my wicked work. Soon, I shall conquer you, Gang of Five Forums ‚Ä“ if that is your real name ‚Ä“ first, with a lovely strike to your Fanfiction & Fanart section, then on to your RP areas (maybe..), and then, eventually, the entire website! And after that? THE WWWOOORRRLLLD!!!
There is no escape, Gang of Five! The Clan of the Hatter is among you! Beware, for I may post and/or review at any moment...silent, secret! (imitates General Zod) YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE MY HAT!!!
...But, before we get to all that...
Would anyone like some tea?
(OOC Introduction)
Did I get your attention with the above?
...Yes? Good!
Hello, and glad to be a member, Gang of Five!
As I said, I have been lurking as a guest on this site for about ten years. Finally, I have decided to get off my laurels and join as a member.
As you probably guessed, I am a big fan of the stories “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” and “Through the Looking-Glass,” and almost anything related to them.
“...Big fan?” Ha! Who am I kidding?! I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM! I have “collected” literally hundreds of...things, for lack of a better word, related to the stories; as my fine friend Sleeping-force’s-inside can tell you, it can make some moments of communication...tricky.
However, the “Alice” stories are not my ONLY “fandom.” Ever since I was a child, I loved dinosaurs; I still love them, be it in fiction or science. I also have a penchant for animation, in television, film, etc.
Needless to say, “Land Before Time,” all its sequels (well...many of them...), and the t.v. series based on it are high on my list of favorite things, hence my presence here.
I’ll admit that I won’t be doing much, at least at first, on this website, in terms of posting; partly because of my (tragically) busy schedule, and partly because, as a fanfic writer, I have not written too much (yet...) based on LBT. (No, not the sandwich...but you all probably knew that already. (shrug))
With all that said... (tips hat) It is an honor to be a member of this excellent site. I hope to make some friends in time...but, that’s another story.
...Seriously, anybody want some tea? (offers every single, solitary member a cup of tea)
Sincerely yours,
J.
P.S.: My current avatar is not my permanent one; my computer refuses to behave and allow me to get my real one on here.
