Chomper the unwelcome guest

rhombus · **on:** March 23, 2014, 10:22:42 PM

Chomper: "Um... Hello there! Can I interest you in a subscription to "Sharptooth Monthly"?

Chomper's career as a door-to-door salesmen in the mysterious beyond was rather short-lived.

Ducky123 · **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2014, 05:13:28 PM

Chomper: "Excuse me, may I use your toilet? I need to... hurry."
Sharpteeth: "Bugger off and do your business in the open like a real Sharptooth does!"

Dalekdino · **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2014, 05:16:21 AM

Quote from: Ducky123,Mar 30 2014 on 09:13 PM

Chomper: "Excuse me, may I use your toilet? I need to... hurry."
Sharpteeth: "Bugger off and do your business in the open like a real Sharptooth does!"

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Sharptooth1: Hey what's that trickling sound?

Chomper: Sorry... I couldn't hold on any longer...

rhombus · **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2014, 10:32:09 PM

Chomper: "Excuse me... Me and my friends were playing the pinecone game and we kind of accidentally kicked it into this cave... Um... Have you seen it?"

Sharptooth: *Malicious growling*

Chomper: "Um.. Okay... Thanks!

HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2022, 04:03:34 PM

Chomper: Excuse me, sirs, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Tina Kwee?

chomper94 · **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2022, 05:14:14 PM

Chomper: Today’s free samples include Spike a la Mode and Liver of Duck.