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Littlefoot looks at Petrie

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Petrie:  "Me swear its true!  Me saw hidden runner!"

Littlefoot (thinking):  "Okay... Petrie has finally lost it.  Just continue to maintain eye contact and back away slowly..."  :crazy


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Petrie: "Uhm Littlefoot?"
Littlefoot: "Yeah?"
Petrie: "Me need help. Me find really nice girl but me no know how to tell her me like her..."
Littlefoot: "You know what? I believe I should show you. I always wanted to tell Ali that I..." *drifts off*

A few moments later:
Littlefoot: "Watch and learn!" *walks over to Ali* "Hey Ali!"
Ali: "Hey Littlefoot!"
Littlefoot: "Got time in the evening?"
Ali: "I guess so... Why do you ask?"
Littlefoot: "I wanna show you something and you can only see it in the evening."
Ali: "Oh, sounds good. When and where are we going to meet up?"
Littlefoot: "Uhm, I thought, now that we're here together anyway... *grabs some nearby flowers* These are for you..."
Ali: "Oh, thank you..." *smiles shily*
Littlefoot: "You're welcome! Y'know they remind me of you because they're just as beautiful as you are..."
Ali: "Aww, you're sweet."

Petrie: "Me think me see enough!" :x

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Petrie (a look of stress upon his face): Littlefoot? Um, me have little problem that kinda...personal, and me find it hard to talk about.

Littlefoot: You can tell me anything, Petrie.

Petrie: (audible gulp) Okay. See, me keep going pee-pee into me nest when me sleep at night. Now, brothers and sisters yell at me for it. Me no know what happening! How can this stop?

Littlefoot: Well, let me ask you this; how much water do you drink before going to bed?

Petrie: Um...a lot. Me tend to get thirsty 'fore bedtime.

Littlefoot: I would recommend controlling your thirst. If you feel thirsty at night, try to drink as little water as possible. It should stop that nest-wetting problem of yours.

Petrie: Okay. But me still embarrassed!

Littlefoot: Don't worry, Petrie. It happens to a lot of us. And like I said before, you can tell me or anyone else any of your problems. (thinking) Though I don't know about Cera...I imagine she'll probably laugh at him for this.

Petrie: Thanks, Littlefoot. Me feel much better now.


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Littlefoot:  "Cera is not my girlfriend!  She is just a... friend."

Petrie:  "Okay.  How is your 'friend'?" (makes quote marks with his wings while saying 'friend')

Littlefoot:  "What are you implying, Petrie?"


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Petrie: "Uhh Littlefoot?"
Littlefoot: "Yeah?"
Petrie: "Could you do me favor?"
Littlefoot: "Sure, why not?"
Petrie: "Cool! Well, y'see... me gotta hide something... er somebody..."
Littlefoot: :bolt
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^

Petrie:  "Oh!  Now no one help Petrie hide body!"

*Petrie is startled to hear Chomper approach*

Chomper:  "I can help hide it!  In my belly!"

Petrie:  :idea "Me think that might work!  Okay... Guido over here..."


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Petrie: Hey Littlefoot... You know were nearest relief spot is? Me need wee wee real bad!


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Littlefoot: "petrie, are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking?"

Petrie: "Yes, you turn to wear purple leaves."

Littlefoot: "tonight is the night I take over the world."


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Littlefoot: Don't worry, Petrie, I'm sure we can snatch that picnic basket out of Mr. Clubtail's paws in no time.

Petrie: But Littlefoot, me not think the ranger would like that!

Littlefoot: Ah, come on! What do you think is gonna happen to us?

(get reference, get...some prize.)


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Quote from: The Anonymous Person,Sep 6 2015 on  01:54 AM
Littlefoot: Don't worry, Petrie, I'm sure we can snatch that picnic basket out of Mr. Clubtail's paws in no time.

Petrie: But Littlefoot, me not think the ranger would like that!

Littlefoot: Ah, come on! What do you think is gonna happen to us?

(get reference, get...some prize.)
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^Hooray! You really are smarter than the average...uh, human. Here's your free prize!
free prize!


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Quote from: The Anonymous Person,Sep 6 2015 on  08:13 PM
^Hooray! You really are smarter than the average...uh, human. Here's your free prize!
free prize!
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The average Brit.

LOL a picnic basket.


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Petrie: But if Big Water someplace we not supposed to go, how we get Mo back home?

Littlefoot: Wait a second...that's it! Petrie, your genius is showing!

Petrie: (gasps and covers himself, even though nothing is actually exposed) Where?!

(guess the reference get...something  :smile )


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Quote from: The Anonymous Person on Mar 2 2016, 02:57:07 PM
Petrie: But if Big Water someplace we not supposed to go, how we get Mo back home?

Littlefoot: Wait a second...that's it! Petrie, your genius is showing!

Petrie: (gasps and covers himself, even though nothing is actually exposed) Where?!

(guess the reference get...something  :smile )
Spongebob Squarepants


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Petrie: "Um, ... Littlefoot?"
Littlefoot: "Yes, Petrie?"
Petrie: "Uh, ... m-me looking for something special to give Mama. She say her hatch day coming soon, ... but me no know what she like."
Littlefoot: (smiles) "Just follow your heart, and it'll tell you what you need to find."
Petrie: (sarcastically) "OH, THAT SO HELPFUL!"
Suddenly, I've written so many fanfics that I can't possibly list them all! :P




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