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LBT Dumb Ways to Die

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Falling into a pit of starves fast biters.

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Playing with your snuggling stick recklessly.
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Kissing Red Claw. :lol


Aww.. Redclaw never gonna find love?  :bestsharptooth

Playing the Ducky Hop game on a lake of ice and crack! 🌫

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Playing the brand new game, "Count to 50 before a sharptooth hears you" in the Mysterious Beyond.

1,2,3... :whatdidyousay... he heard you.
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Sticking your face above the underground water in Threehorn Peak to get a whiff of the egg-stealer-breath smell, not realizing some scorching hot steam is about to bubble up...


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Being poor Ducky in Dinosaur Land Adventure.
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Being dared to jump from Saurus Rock because Rhett says you can fly. “Order fall and go splat!@ (Anakin, How The Rise of Skywalker Should Have Ended).

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Cutting in front of a blind Longneck
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Slip of log into Bug Water and get eaten by Swimming Sharptooth.

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Tricia goes up to you and says your name, and you die because of pure cuteness!
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Tricia goes up to you and says your name, and you die because of pure cuteness!

XD Hilarious!

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Get between two domeheads and lose your footing.

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Flying on the back of a flyer and not wearing your seat belt, or watching the safety precaution video.
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Singing Adventuring in the Land of the Feathered Sharpteeth. :whatdidyousay:

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Everyone sings "Adventuring" except you, and you get attacked.
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Slip on wet tree stars and slide onto a sharptooth’s mouth.

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Seeing a good side to Thud, and trusting him, but he eats you :rhett_ohno :thudstonk
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Doing s backflip and landing in boiling black oil pool.

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Standing in the way of a Yellowbelly and his berry bush.
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Getting beneath Grandpa’s tree trunk feet when he’s groggy in the morning.

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