Crying Petrie

The Anonymous Person · **on:** December 21, 2014, 05:53:09 PM

Caption away.

Dalekdino · **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:55:11 PM

"

They no let Pterano be in TV show!"

rhombus · **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2014, 11:07:03 PM

Petrie: "Me not like what rhombus do to me in his story! Why you injure Petrie?!"

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2014, 11:34:24 PM

^Hate to break it to you, but you probably should've put something along the lines of "Spoiler Alert" before posting that.

LittlefootAndAliTogether · **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2014, 04:50:46 AM

Quote from: Dalekdino,Dec 21 2014 on 04:55 PM

" They no let Pterano be in TV show!"

"I cannot believe that young Sharptooth we hatched eat Littlefoot! He was so young!" Petrie, Land Before Time II: Great Valley Adventure, upon finding a missing Chomper and Littlefoot.

Another one, pretty hilarious one: "Mama actually punish me for breaking the rules! She never do that before! No fair! Me often go wandering during middle of night and come back in early morning and get little sleep and me never get punished before!"

"Me cannot believe that me stupid enough to sniff stinky plants on Mysterious Island. Their smell really make me eyes water!"

"No narrator, Littlefoot and Ali supposed to get married and have big family, not have her leave. Bring her back! Bring her back! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Petrie at the end of the fourth movie

"Loofah and Doofah are driving me nuts! Me cannot take them anymore! Arrrgggh! Ahhhhh!" - Petrie losing it in Wisdom of Friends (which I liked by the way, but heard that many didn't)

"First Chomper bite Cera, then he bite me wing! This really hurt!" -Petrie in movie II.

"Me laugh me head off at stupid egg stealers! They could have gone around bend but they jump instead and fell and get really hurt. They dumber than bunch of rocks! Me laugh so hard that me cry!" - Petrie, movie II

"We bring in Sharptooth egg and Cera got bitten in tail! Then we get chased by evil egg stealers and barely escape liquid fire! How could this day get any worse?" (Chomper's parents come into view.) "Life no fair!" (Starts bawling) - Petrie, movie II

"Why don't me have a girlfriend? Littlefoot have Ali! Why me get no one?" - Petrie

"Me can't believe they banish Pterano for five long cold times! That too harsh!" -Petrie, movie VII

"Me cannot believe they make me fly across Big Water! Me really scared!" - Petrie, movie V

And, here's a classic one:

Ducky: Poor, poor Petrie. Poor poor Petrie!
Petrie: (Flying next to her) Yeah, me no believe that me get killed by Sharptooth either! (Bawls)

-Petrie, first movie

"No, mean Sharptooth! Don't eat Petrie! You can eat Cera, but no eat Petrie! Please!" - Petrie, crying as the Sharptooth, who turns out to be Chomper, corners them.

"Me just realized, they forgot to put me dad in movies! Me so unhappy!"

"Me waited long time to see Ali come back yet she only talk for about a few minutes! That's not fair!" - Petrie, TV Series

Bizarre one:

"Ech! Me wish Ruby would stop kissing me! Me not her boyfriend!" - Petrie, TV Series

"Cera poked me in tush with her horn! That really hurt!"

"Spike have club tail breath again! Ugggghhh!"

"Wow, we finally get Chomper to eat plants. He eat hard sweets. We did it! We did it! Me so happy that me cry!" - Petrie, near end of "Through the Eyes of a Spiketail"

jansenov · **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2014, 05:11:36 AM

"Why me eat treestars all the time? Me no leafeater!", to the director.

rhombus · **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2014, 08:54:36 PM

Quote from: The Anonymous Person,Dec 21 2014 on 10:34 PM

^Hate to break it to you, but you probably should've put something along the lines of "Spoiler Alert" before posting that.

It's not really a spoiler, as I hurt everyone in my fanfic. Telling the audience that a character will be unharmed would be more of a spoiler considering how the story has gone thus far.

(here is a continuation of jansenov's idea)

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"Why me eat treestars all the time? Me no leafeater!", to the director.

Chomper: "I know, Petrie! But you know what the Universal executives are like... Let's just do this gig and then we can have longneck steak later."

Littlefoot (muttering): "The people I have to act with for my paycheck..."

LittlefootAndAliTogether · **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2014, 06:45:37 PM

Petrie: What you mean Pterano actually me real father?!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2014, 08:03:33 PM

Ducky has broken up with him. He's taking it better than expected.

LittlefootAndAliTogether · **Reply #9 on:** December 29, 2014, 11:27:32 PM

Quote from: pokeplayer984,Dec 29 2014 on 07:03 PM

Ducky has broken up with him. He's taking it better than expected.

I sometimes wonder about a romantic relationship between those two. Didn't she kiss him at one point in a movie (or maybe it was a hug)?

Also, here's another one:

Petrie: Chomper want to eat me after me no able to give him 50 bucks me say me give him if he bite Cera in tail! Now me have to hide for rest of me life! Me life no fair!

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:36:48 AM

Crime Show on TV: I've solved the mystery, captain. The murderer is-- (screen abruptly goes to black)

Petrie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

LittlefootAndAliTogether · **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:12:56 PM

Petrie: Littlefoot forget to invite me to his and Ali's wedding! Me so sad!

Also, here's another one. It's kinda political.

TV Announcer: And the President for 2012 is.....Barack Obama!

Petrie: (Crying) Not him again! He make Sierra look good! Ohhhh, how could America be so dumb???

Dalekdino · **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2015, 06:21:27 AM

" *sob* Why mean producer's never give me a daddy!? *sob*

LittlefootAndAliTogether · **Reply #13 on:** January 06, 2015, 04:06:09 PM

Petrie: (Watching Revenge of the Sith) What?! Anakin go the Dark Side and PadmÈ die! That so sad! (Cries)

Ducky123 · **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2015, 09:06:32 AM

Petrie: "WHERE ME SNUGGLING STICK??? ME WANT IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!"

ThunderClaw · **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2015, 11:41:22 PM

Quote from: rhombus,Dec 22 2014 on 07:54 PM

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"Why me eat treestars all the time? Me no leafeater!", to the director.

Chomper: "I know, Petrie! But you know what the Universal executives are like... Let's just do this gig and then we can have longneck steak later."

Littlefoot (muttering): "The people I have to act with for my paycheck..."

(and here is continuation of continuation)

Petrie: Me actually like treestar fish sushi

Chomper: I want to try that

(that actually sounds good *breaks 4th wall and lands next to them*)

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:15:20 PM

Petrie: Why you kill my sister, rhombus?! WHHHYYYYYY?!??!?!

Dalekdino · **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:46:34 PM

"Me no like these onion's humans eat. They make me cry!"

Dalekdino · **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2015, 05:18:18 PM

Petrie: Ow! Me crash land and get a boo boo!

Cera:

well at least he isn't fainting at the sigh of blood again.

Ducky: Aww do not cry Petrie, I will make your boo boo better.

*hugs Petrie*

ARAJediMaster · **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2015, 03:34:29 PM

Petrie after watching the fourth episode of Walking with Dinosaurs, “Giant of the Skies,” following the death of the Ornithocheirus.